Douchewhip

Someone who is a bloody douchewhip.

You're a douchewhip.

by Not a douchewhip December 9, 2011

Douchewhistle

The sound made by a jack-ass who feels the urge to start whistling in a public area such as a library, at work, or even in line at the store, regardless of how irritating it is to those that surround him. Often accompanied by tapping on whatever is in front of them. Made all the worse in recent years by the fact that every other tv, radio and internet video advertisement seems to have a whistler in the background music.

I can't go to work, to the library or anywhere else anymore without having to deal with hearing the douchewhistle of some obnoxious individual , that makes it very hard for me and others to get anything done without getting a headache.

by Tsathoggua of Stankonia April 21, 2019

doucheclip

the device used to fasten one's cell phone to their belt.

That guy was beating up the beat and battling so hard, I can't believe his phone stayed in his doucheclip.

by mosdefjenny December 19, 2009

douchewhore

A person, typically male, that possesses the characteristic that is beyond extreme douchebagness in combination of superior retardedness but miraculously, somehow believes that he/she is a genius. Sometimes mistaken as a person doing an act "like a boss," in this case, they fail, yet, believed to have succeeded.

Joe just walked up to that gorgeous woman, asked her for a dance, got rejected, then proceeds to flip her off to her face, takes her martini, and pimp walks away with chin up in the air... then 10 seconds later, finds out that woman is his boss' wife. Wow! What a douchewhore!!

douche whore douche-whore

by Miz_Tasia December 13, 2012

douchewizard

When someone possesses douchebaggery so intense that their actions cease to become that of a mere douchebag, but instead the actions of someone wielding what can only be described as an otherworldly douche force.

Andy Dick is a douchewizard.

by Coltrane1 September 25, 2008

doucheclipse

When you are trying to check out a hot girl but her douchey looking boyfriend blocks your view.

Me: Yo, check out that chick over there.
You: I can't see from here man. There's a doucheclipse

by nig_nog August 6, 2014

Douchewick

Brooklyn neighborhood formerly known as Bushwick, now heavily encroached upon by hipsters moving in who have been priced out of or rejected by nearby Williamsburg.

"So, like, I found this new, up and coming legendary neighborhood. It's, like, totally part of Billyburg."

"Yeah? Where?"

"Bushwick, man."

"You mean Douchewick, you utter hipster douchebag."

by Antihipster August 27, 2013