Douchewhistle 

The sound made by a jack-ass who feels the urge to start whistling in a public area such as a library, at work, or even in line at the store, regardless of how irritating it is to those that surround him. Often accompanied by tapping on whatever is in front of them. Made all the worse in recent years by the fact that every other tv, radio and internet video advertisement seems to have a whistler in the background music.

I can't go to work, to the library or anywhere else anymore without having to deal with hearing the douchewhistle of some obnoxious individual , that makes it very hard for me and others to get anything done without getting a headache.

Douchewhistle by Tsathoggua of Stankonia April 21, 2019

Douchewhistle 

Fucked up person who acts like a douche bag but is even more of a douche bag than the normal douche bag

You are such a douchewhistle!!

Douchewhistle by Clayre Bear January 23, 2015

Douche Whistle 

n: a person who is saying nothing of worth; wasting air.

n: the sound a douche makes upon emptying. see above definition.

"He's always talking but saying nothing. That guy is a complete douche whistle."

Douche Whistle by Kikimarie April 30, 2009

douche whistle 

(noun) A vape pen

Check out that guy sucking on his douche whistle and blowing clouds of steam everywhere... Hey Thomas the Tank Engine! We get it, you vape!

douche whistle by LthrBear December 29, 2016

douche whistle 

the sound a douche makes. also used as an insult.

chris was a real douche whistle for not treating his girlfriend better

douche whistle by Steven Deatherage December 20, 2006

douche whistle 

someone who is a loud talking douchebag.
loudmouth.

Wow that Steve Taylor is a real douche whistle!

douche whistle by The Real Kobra Kommander December 16, 2008

douche whistle 

A man who has a girl move in and puts her in the spare room to watch his bastard child, while he brings home fat chicks to sleep in his bed.

I thought he was a real douche whistle when I saw the naked chick go to the bathroom. But the baby was crying so I couldnt ask.

douche whistle by slangmasterbitches October 15, 2008