douchewhore 

A person, typically male, that possesses the characteristic that is beyond extreme douchebagness in combination of superior retardedness but miraculously, somehow believes that he/she is a genius. Sometimes mistaken as a person doing an act "like a boss," in this case, they fail, yet, believed to have succeeded.

Joe just walked up to that gorgeous woman, asked her for a dance, got rejected, then proceeds to flip her off to her face, takes her martini, and pimp walks away with chin up in the air... then 10 seconds later, finds out that woman is his boss' wife. Wow! What a douchewhore!!

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douchewhore by Miz_Tasia December 13, 2012

douchewhore 

<< Slang >> A derogatory term for a person who exhibits a lack of caring or understanding for another person. Particularly used to illustrate someone who abuses power.

(1) Our Calculus professor was being a tremendous douchewhore when he banned the use of calculators during exams.
(2) American politicians are usually tremendous douchewhores who do not represent the interest of their constituents, and instead, cater to the needs of special interest organizations and lobbyists.

douchewhore by BSen August 28, 2005

douchewhore 

basically a douche but worse.
somone who fucks up something you were trying to do or say.

"CHRISTIAN MOORE! you're such a douchewhore when we play Sorry"

douchewhore by TabethaMcc December 16, 2008

Douchewhore 

A derogatory slur usually used by suburban Hispanics directed towards white people; used in conjunction with other curse words.

Jessica: Don't stomp on the floor

Jason: Oh, really stomps

Jessica: I told you to stop you fuckin' douchewhore!

Douchewhore by N. Feledi October 8, 2011

Fuck-wadded douchewhore 

Someone who has surpassed in great douchebaggery to the seniority of being a douchebag. They are no longer in the douchebag game.

Dude, you're such a fuck-wadded douchewhore after you sold my phone for weed.

Fuck-wadded douchewhore by Bloodydickhole September 30, 2014

douchehole 

A slang, joking insult used for humor, a simple combination of douchebag and asshole.

Our president is a complete douchehole!

douchehole by Jaime Rae May 27, 2006

douchehorse 

Someone who's douchyness is too large to fit into a bag.

Can be used in place of douchebag where appropriate.

Can't believe that guy cut in front of me in line and spilt his drink on me while doing it, he's such a douchehorse

douchehorse by Rakky September 26, 2009