Douchewaste
One without worth or relevance.
Douchewaste by Jayflux September 2, 2013
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douchewasher
douchewasher by Telephony September 7, 2013
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Douchetastrophe
A douchebag of catastrophic proportions.
Did you see that guy throw up all over himself after taking his last shot then fall over before saying brah?
Yeah, that guy is the epitome of a douchetastrophe.
Yeah, that guy is the epitome of a douchetastrophe.
Douchetastrophe by TacoMcNasty January 7, 2019
doucheassery
doucheassery by pendergastastic September 6, 2010
Douchester
1.The combining of a hipster and a douchebag. 2. The act of the "hipster" look becoming so rampant, that douche-bags begin to dress like hipsters, making the two indistinguishable.
Steven Patrick has begun to wear his mustache finger while dressing in affliction clothes, quite the douchester.
Douchester by ojzitro April 20, 2010
Douchenstein
A unit of measurement for use with a douchometer in calculating the precise level of douchism a particular object or potentially douchebaggish person may exhibit. Part of the standard metric system, especially when used in places that use the metric system.
Douchenstein by codyandgarrett October 20, 2009
doucheosterone
The natural hormone that a douche bag guy creates or injects into his body. Most douchey dudes have high levels of this hormone.
doucheosterone by TrenchtheWrench June 17, 2018
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