Douche-aster
The large group of guido's are ready to create a douche-aster. I was involved in an accident with a douchebag today, it was a douche-aster!
Douche-aster by FelixDaCuban January 10, 2015
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after douche
when a person (usu a male named darren craig) is such a commits such douchery that the term 'douchebag' is no longer accurate, he is graduated to the after douche
after douche by lilbichygrl October 20, 2008
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Douchester
1.The combining of a hipster and a douchebag. 2. The act of the "hipster" look becoming so rampant, that douche-bags begin to dress like hipsters, making the two indistinguishable.
Steven Patrick has begun to wear his mustache finger while dressing in affliction clothes, quite the douchester.
Douchester by ojzitro April 20, 2010
doucheosterone
The natural hormone that a douche bag guy creates or injects into his body. Most douchey dudes have high levels of this hormone.
doucheosterone by TrenchtheWrench June 17, 2018
Top Fuel Douchester
The next step beyond turbo douche. Just like top fuel dragsters are the fastest cars around, a Top Fuel Douchester is the douchiest around. But in addition to being an incredible douchebag, a Top Fuel Douchester also has hipster traits, hence the "-ster" ending. Top Fuel Douchesters are often found near far-left political/environmental rallies, Whole Foods Markets, liberal arts colleges, and in Southern California. They can easily be identified from the other douchebags and losers in these locations by their hipster attire.
-The Top Fuel Douchester behind me on the train was loudly telling the person next to him about his political views.
-My cousin lives in Massachusetts. He voted for the Green Rainbow Party in the primaries. He also wears ridiculous glasses and T-shirts with bands I've never hear of on them. He is a Top Fuel Douchester.
-My cousin lives in Massachusetts. He voted for the Green Rainbow Party in the primaries. He also wears ridiculous glasses and T-shirts with bands I've never hear of on them. He is a Top Fuel Douchester.
Top Fuel Douchester by MuzzyFromDanviz1 March 11, 2011
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