douchen

the act of being a douche bag

wow this annoying kid next to me is really douchen it right about now.

by Dirty kurty February 4, 2009

Douchen Baggen

A German douche bag.

Man that German guy was such a Douchen Baggen.

by spacedokke August 2, 2008

piggyback douchen

noun, when one person is perceived to do something that puts them in douche status and another person follows them in the act.

joe: "So whats up man you guys gonna come have a beer?"

bill: "no my vag hurts so I wont be joining you"

james: "since hes no going I wont either."

joe: "man thats some straight up piggyback douchen"

by partypouch August 3, 2011

Douche Box Hero

An individual who is new to a local bar and proceeds to fill the Jukebox with music that does not reflect the clientele. It is usually a selection of songs that no one has heard of nor wants to hear.,

What the fuck is that shit he's playing? Milli Vanilli, Lou Bega and the Bangles. You should see what else this Douche Box Hero has jammed in here. Dave wants to kick his ass!

by will bitten October 10, 2016

scooter douche

1. n. A person that uses electric rental scooters and then leaves them laying carelessly and inconveniently about once they are done with it.

2. n. An inconsiderate ass hat.

The city is launching a rental scooter program? Great. Here come the scooter douches.

by picc285 July 27, 2019

Douche my twat

This is a sarcastic phrase used by gay men meaning "getting ready for a night out at the bars and hopefully getting lucky".

John: I'm ready to head out to boystown now, you coming?
Bobby: I'll meet up with you later, I have to douche my twat!

by Vermont Fag October 21, 2016

douche knot

Those guys who you see walking around with hair just long enough to tie into a little knot on the top of their heads. Can often be seen in the local gym usually sporting a sleeve tattoo and a large beard.

Look at that cunt over there with the douche knot

by Human Form July 18, 2016