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douche fingers 

The sideways peace sign made popular by Hollywood promoters, or douchebags.

Can consist of two double sideways peace signs, with at least one grey goose bottle in hand, and a blonde under each arm.
Yo, that promoter is totally throwing douche fingers in all his photos on facebook...what a douchebag!
douche fingers by g_lo May 8, 2009

The Douche Finger

The index finger held up by douchebags in pictures
"Wow, he was holding up the douche finger in 50% of his profile pictures. What an ass."

Doucheling 

Little douches. Like big douches, but less smart and less original. Douchelings aspire to be douches but really just follow in the footsteps of the real douches. They travel in packs and tend to gravitate towards the head or "papa" douche of the pack. They only say and do things that a papa douchebag has said or done before. Douchelings also tend to spend a lot of time talking about their penis's, which are also little.
You're so stupid, your not even good enough to be a douche. You're just a doucheling.
Doucheling by kevinseamonster September 20, 2009

douchelingus 

(n) A total twat. One who is far more repugnant than a douchebag.
Todd is such a twat. He never offers cash for food or drinks. He is a total douchelingus
douchelingus by Asa P April 20, 2008

douchefinagle 

v.douche·fi·na·gled, douche·fi·na·gling, douche·fi·na·gles
To use deceitful, crafty methods to enact in another feelings of annoyance, anger, and vexation, often causing resentment.

n. One who douchefinagles.
"Jesus, that faggot Sean won't stop touching my package."
"Yea, what a douchefinagle."
douchefinagle by Will March 20, 2005
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
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