Douchekus

The King of Douchebags around you
A Douche Among Douches

Tyler, the Douchekus

by kylerbrady September 11, 2025

Douchecuntary

Someone who's a such a douchebag and a cunt that it's complete douchecuntary.

"Hey that guy over there is a such a douchebag fucking twat knobhead cunt."

"Yeah its complete douchecuntary."

by BigdickLJ February 12, 2021

douchebug

A particularly annoying bug. The bug equivalent of a human douchebag.

"I've been trying to catch that fly for three days. The douchebug's going to have to die soon!"

by RedSquirrelPssht April 5, 2010

douchelusional

a delusional douchebag who is very narcissitic, rude, lame, tired, and foul, ie. Kanye West

Kanye West is the most douchelusional performer on the planet!

by Ez2517 September 14, 2009

doucheassery

an act or acts of jackassery committed by completely douchey people

Tom is up to his usual doucheassery by wearing an Ed Hardy t-shirt and claiming to be a UFC fan

by pendergastastic September 6, 2010

doucheous

Adj, - A word to describe someones whose actions are that of a douche or douchebag.

Rick: "Can I see your iPhone? I wanna play a song, cuz everyone is bored of Creed..."
Hernan: "NO!"
Rick: "Wow... Alright. You don't have to act so doucheous..."

by A Breed of Sushi January 25, 2009

douchebusters

A highly trained squad of anonymous heroes, commissioned in 1982 by the Miami City Council for the elimination of douchebags from local bars and clubs.

I was getting cock-blocked by the douche wearing the pink shirt with the collar popped, until I called Douchebusters. Thanks to them, I'm going home with a hot piece of ass.

by Capt. Phil McCrotch December 21, 2007