douchebug

A particularly annoying bug. The bug equivalent of a human douchebag.

"I've been trying to catch that fly for three days. The douchebug's going to have to die soon!"

by RedSquirrelPssht April 5, 2010

Douchebug

A special brand of douchebag that wears exceptionally large aviator sunglasses, causing them appear like an insect.

Haha, look at that douchebug over there with the six popped collars and aviators the size of dinner plates!

by maowai May 12, 2011

douchebug

One who tends to spoil everyones fun, a party pooper. A complete and total downer or an irritating person that kills the mood or moment. Similar but not quite to. douchebag.

"Everytime we want to go get wasted you have to be such douchebug and tell mom"

by Loki LaVey January 14, 2008

douchebug

n. Any douchebag wearing aviator sunglasses

"Haha, look at that douchebug over there!"
"Yea he probably thinks he's all that."

by Captain Calypso! October 12, 2009

douchebug

A viral infection caused by excessive exposure to douchebags and/or douchecanoes causing one to behave in a douchy or douchebaggish manner towards others or in general.

There is no known cure at this time.

"Wow, you're really acting like a douchebag today."

"You're being an asshole. You must have caught the douchebug."

by Kalvin.Grey March 14, 2012

President Douchebag

Donald J. Trump

If the all Toothless Morons in the Midwest and Cretins in the Florida Panhandle didn’t believe the Russian state sponsored Propaganda flooded onto social media, we would have never elected President Douchebag; that is why they all have a garage full of products from Ronco like Popeil's Pocket Fisherman.

by napalona zając January 7, 2017

schrodinger’s douchebag

One who makes douchebag statements, particularly sexist, racist or otherwise bigoted ones, then decides whether they were “just joking” or dead serious based on whether other people in the group approve or not.

"Oh man women should just stay in the kitchen, it's the only place they're useful"
*with one group* "Haha just kidding, that's sexist"
*with anther* "lol amirite"
"You're a total schrodinger’s douchebag you know that right?"

by theoriginalspike October 23, 2013