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Doucheous 

Today's northforkian slang term for the older geniration's rightiousor tubendicular.
1:DUDE!! That chick is doucheous!!! 2.Dude, this cupcake is doucheously delicious.
Doucheous by idonthinksogr9 December 22, 2008

doucheous maximus 

A person that is the prime example of a douchebag. Maybe the term douchebag is too light a word to describe them. They think that they're all that and a bag of chips, and refuse to accept that they suck at life. Oftentimes they call other people douches because they are in denial of their own douche-ness.
"I pop muh collah and get all da bitches followin me around."

Bystanders: "Man, that guy's not just a douche, he's a doucheous maximus!"
doucheous maximus by Camen510 January 2, 2009

doucheous baggous 

the way people used douchebag in the medieval times
Adam is a sir doucheous baggous.
doucheous baggous by JuicyJ October 27, 2007

Doucheous Malfoy 

To be a particularly massive and stuck up type of douche bag. Like Lucious Malfoy, only a douchey version.
You: "Dude you just cut in front of me"

DM: "You snooze you looze dweeb"

You: "Dude you are such a doucheous malfoy"
Doucheous Malfoy by Katy Dee July 8, 2010

Doucheous Rex 

1. KING OF THE DOUCHES!!!
2. Just the hugest douche that's ever lived. Quite literally, a vagina cleanser in a human's body
3. Any man who's ever said the word d-bag instead of douchebag
"Wow, he's such a major douche"
"Not only that, but he's a Doucheous Rex"
Doucheous Rex by Douche Expert March 12, 2009

Douchecuntary 

Someone who's a such a douchebag and a cunt that it's complete douchecuntary.
"Hey that guy over there is a such a douchebag fucking twat knobhead cunt."

"Yeah its complete douchecuntary."
Douchecuntary by BigdickLJ February 12, 2021
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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