douchekittery 

To take part in an act seen as lame or stupid.

"That's too much douchekittery for me."

douchekittery by LauraBo May 15, 2009

Doucheshittery 

Shenanigans, absolute bullshit, anything (noun) negative.

Will you cut the doucheshittery?

I'm sick and tired of this doucheshittery!

Another day at the doucheshittery!

You are a doucheshit!

Doucheshittery by Saxon W. Loveblast III April 15, 2011