Douche-Mail 

An E-mail sent someone with an especially Douchey tone. Most of them time sent by someone who is frustrated by the receivers stupidity.

I had to fire off some Douche-Mails earlier this morning, those customer service people are morons who frustrate me to no end.

Douche-Mail by shaginwagin April 19, 2010

douchemail 

An email that is written in a particularly douchey tone.

I can't believe he ended his douchemail with, "Please let me know if I'm missing something."

douchemail by Urban LLC December 9, 2008

douchemill 

A place such as a café, restaurant or any regular hangout that seems to generate the common douche as if from thin air.

Have you been to groundworks coffee on Rose lately? It's turned into a real douchemill: wall-to-wall MacBooks and ironic tattoos.

douchemill by actuallydylanrush June 23, 2016

douchepail 

A douchepail is some complete and total asshaberdasher who exhibits more douchebaggery than a douchebag, but less than a douchebucket.
The logic here is that a pail is generally smaller than a bucket.

Linda is such a fucking douchepail for stuffing up all of the shitbowls in Dorm C with Scottowels!

douchepail by Telephony February 23, 2021

douchefail 

Someone who never would have been born if their mother hadn't douched immediately after sex/a product of genetically inherited stupidity.

She never uses her turn signal, what a douchefail.

douchefail by Wandering Hermit April 14, 2021