Douche Bagans 

the guy on the Travel Channel who takes steroids, then yells at ghosts; king of all douchebags. see also: Zak Bagans

Douche Bagans wears those ridiculously tight shirts with the douche font.

Douche Bagans by zakisadouche December 25, 2009

douchebagenstein 

A word derived from a proper name and a familiar word; douchebag and Frankenstein. The combination of these two words suggests a douchebag (see def.) and something completely mutated personified. The combination of the two is defined as such:

1. someone who has taken the act of being a douchebag to extremes never seen before, making the concept of doucheness "come alive".

"I'd really like to go home right now, because this is extremely boring, but my boss is being a total douchebagenstein."

douchebagenstein by AFG11 June 16, 2009

Douchebagasaurus Rex 

A complete douchebag, like such a big douchebag, that it's like fucking dinosaur huge.

Phil: Chris is kind of a douchebag, but he's can be cool sometimes.
Mike: No, he's not cool, he's a Douchebagasaurus Rex.

Douchebagasaurus Rex by BrotherSport April 4, 2009

douchebagasarus Rex 

A abnormally large douchebag where douchebag is describing a person not the actual femine hygine product.

Person 1: I just burnt all that money you loant me on corndog porn!
Person 2: You said you were curing cancer! You fucking douchebagasarus Rex!

douchebagasarus Rex by MonsterDipper88 October 10, 2007

douchebaganarian 

When someone is beyond the typical douche bag

1. Do you suffer from "douchebaganarian" ?
2. Hi, abeer is a "douchebaganarian"

douchebaganarian by umairjikram August 2, 2012

douchebagasaurus 

The epitome of a douche. You know those people who are generally so retarded that you just want to have a 1000 pound hand so you can crush their face over and over again.

Unknown A: "dude what're you scared?"
Unknown B: "I just owned you?"
Unknown A: "yeah you're scared"
Unknown B: "lawl fuckin' douchebagasaurus"

douchebagasaurus by CheekyMoore January 14, 2008

Douchebaganism 

The faith/religion of universal douchebagaknights. They all run the douchebagathon. They all study douchebagology.

Since you are a certified douchebag; You should practice Douchebaganism.

Douchebaganism by Cory G. B April 2, 2008