Douche Bagans
the guy on the Travel Channel who takes steroids, then yells at ghosts; king of all douchebags. see also: Zak Bagans
Douche Bagans by zakisadouche December 25, 2009
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douchebagenstein
A word derived from a proper name and a familiar word; douchebag and Frankenstein. The combination of these two words suggests a douchebag (see def.) and something completely mutated personified. The combination of the two is defined as such:
1. someone who has taken the act of being a douchebag to extremes never seen before, making the concept of doucheness "come alive".
1. someone who has taken the act of being a douchebag to extremes never seen before, making the concept of doucheness "come alive".
"I'd really like to go home right now, because this is extremely boring, but my boss is being a total douchebagenstein."
douchebagenstein by AFG11 June 16, 2009
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Douchebagasaurus Rex
Phil: Chris is kind of a douchebag, but he's can be cool sometimes.
Mike: No, he's not cool, he's a Douchebagasaurus Rex.
Mike: No, he's not cool, he's a Douchebagasaurus Rex.
Douchebagasaurus Rex by BrotherSport April 4, 2009
douchebagasarus Rex
A abnormally large douchebag where douchebag is describing a person not the actual femine hygine product.
Person 1: I just burnt all that money you loant me on corndog porn!
Person 2: You said you were curing cancer! You fucking douchebagasarus Rex!
Person 2: You said you were curing cancer! You fucking douchebagasarus Rex!
douchebagasarus Rex by MonsterDipper88 October 10, 2007
douchebaganarian
douchebaganarian by umairjikram August 2, 2012
douchebagasaurus
The epitome of a douche. You know those people who are generally so retarded that you just want to have a 1000 pound hand so you can crush their face over and over again.
Unknown A: "dude what're you scared?"
Unknown B: "I just owned you?"
Unknown A: "yeah you're scared"
Unknown B: "lawl fuckin' douchebagasaurus"
Unknown B: "I just owned you?"
Unknown A: "yeah you're scared"
Unknown B: "lawl fuckin' douchebagasaurus"
douchebagasaurus by CheekyMoore January 14, 2008
Douchebaganism
The faith/religion of universal douchebagaknights. They all run the douchebagathon. They all study douchebagology.
Douchebaganism by Cory G. B April 2, 2008
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