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Douchebagistan 

a mythical city-state populated exclusively by douches. The elected leader is the Prime Minister of Douchebagistan.
That guy Cote is the Prime Minister of Douchebagistan.

Douchebaggistan

A historic nation next to Cockslappistan and Titlickistan, which is considered to be the homeland of Douchebaggistanies or Douchebags for short. The capital city is a thriving metropolis called Twatsmellabad.
Dean is such a douche bag!!! He must be from Douchebaggistan. Don't be a douche bag Dean!!

Douchebagasaurus Rex 

A complete douchebag, like such a big douchebag, that it's like fucking dinosaur huge.
Phil: Chris is kind of a douchebag, but he's can be cool sometimes.
Mike: No, he's not cool, he's a Douchebagasaurus Rex.

douchebagasarus Rex 

A abnormally large douchebag where douchebag is describing a person not the actual femine hygine product.
Person 1: I just burnt all that money you loant me on corndog porn!
Person 2: You said you were curing cancer! You fucking douchebagasarus Rex!

king of douchebagistan

The guy that is the biggest douchebag known to man.
How could I forget him? He's the King of Douchebagistan.

douchebagasaurus 

The epitome of a douche. You know those people who are generally so retarded that you just want to have a 1000 pound hand so you can crush their face over and over again.
Unknown A: "dude what're you scared?"
Unknown B: "I just owned you?"
Unknown A: "yeah you're scared"
Unknown B: "lawl fuckin' douchebagasaurus"
douchebagasaurus by CheekyMoore January 14, 2008