douchebagantis

a place where all douches go atleast once in a life time

hey douche #1 did you go to douchebagantis today no i couldnt make it haha wow your f*cked

by MR.crazyness34 April 26, 2009

douchebagnish

A language spoken exclusively by douche bags. to understand one must be or study a douche bag

douche bag:Hey! check out my new ride! its tight! it has everything you can imagine in it! it cost me 300,000 bucks! i can afford that though because i am awesome!......

non douche bag:Dude WTF did you just say? i don't speak douchebagnish

by chris this April 18, 2010

douchebaginitis

The condition in which one has become a douchebag. This condition can be passed on from individual to individual through popped collars, sweatbands, cop sunglasses, and the every contagious tool syndrome. The only cure for douchebaginitis is a thorough ass stomping courtesy of Oscar the Grouch or having cinder blocks thrown at one's face.

Stay away from that popped collar, you might catch douchebaginitis

by D-Hizzle December 7, 2005

Douchebaganism

The faith/religion of universal douchebagaknights. They all run the douchebagathon. They all study douchebagology.

Since you are a certified douchebag; You should practice Douchebaganism.

by Cory G. B April 2, 2008

douchebagitis

Having a condition (particularly females), where you are constantly attracted to men who are douchebags (i.e - they treat you like crap, take longer to get ready than you do, cheat on you).

See I have this problem.. its called douchebagitis- I always going for douchebags and then ending up in an epic fail.

by camann November 12, 2009

Douchebagitis

A curious condition that affects many over the world. Tends to affect people with more money, the arrogant and idiots.

Symptoms may include: popped collar, expensive clothes, unneccessary accessories, aura of arrogance.
Also known as being a douchebag.

John: Wow its midnight and he's wearing D&G glasses with a popped Lacross collar.
Paul: He must have a severe case of douchebagitis.

by twofacediav June 21, 2009

douchebagatastic

an action or person who is of an epic douchebag degree

"hey steve guess what"
"what?"
"im moving"
"really?"
"no"
"thats douchebagatastic"

by Micro8s October 16, 2009