douche bag:Hey! check out my new ride! its tight! it has everything you can imagine in it! it cost me 300,000 bucks! i can afford that though because i am awesome!......
non douche bag:Dude WTF did you just say? i don't speak douchebagnish
The condition in which one has become a douchebag. This condition can be passed on from individual to individual through popped collars, sweatbands, cop sunglasses, and the every contagious tool syndrome. The only cure for douchebaginitis is a thorough ass stomping courtesy of Oscar the Grouch or having cinder blocks thrown at one's face.
Having a condition (particularly females), where you are constantly attracted to men who are douchebags (i.e - they treat you like crap, take longer to get ready than you do, cheat on you).
See I have this problem.. its called douchebagitis- I always going for douchebagsand then ending up in an epic fail.