douchebagantis
douchebagantis by MR.crazyness34 April 26, 2009
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douchebagnish
douche bag:Hey! check out my new ride! its tight! it has everything you can imagine in it! it cost me 300,000 bucks! i can afford that though because i am awesome!......
non douche bag:Dude WTF did you just say? i don't speak douchebagnish
non douche bag:Dude WTF did you just say? i don't speak douchebagnish
douchebagnish by chris this April 18, 2010
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douchebaginitis
The condition in which one has become a douchebag. This condition can be passed on from individual to individual through popped collars, sweatbands, cop sunglasses, and the every contagious tool syndrome. The only cure for douchebaginitis is a thorough ass stomping courtesy of Oscar the Grouch or having cinder blocks thrown at one's face.
douchebaginitis by D-Hizzle December 7, 2005
Douchebaganism
The faith/religion of universal douchebagaknights. They all run the douchebagathon. They all study douchebagology.
Douchebaganism by Cory G. B April 2, 2008
douchebagitis
Having a condition (particularly females), where you are constantly attracted to men who are douchebags (i.e - they treat you like crap, take longer to get ready than you do, cheat on you).
See I have this problem.. its called douchebagitis- I always going for douchebags and then ending up in an epic fail.
douchebagitis by camann November 12, 2009
Douchebagitis
A curious condition that affects many over the world. Tends to affect people with more money, the arrogant and idiots.
Symptoms may include: popped collar, expensive clothes, unneccessary accessories, aura of arrogance.
Also known as being a douchebag.
Symptoms may include: popped collar, expensive clothes, unneccessary accessories, aura of arrogance.
Also known as being a douchebag.
John: Wow its midnight and he's wearing D&G glasses with a popped Lacross collar.
Paul: He must have a severe case of douchebagitis.
Paul: He must have a severe case of douchebagitis.
Douchebagitis by twofacediav June 21, 2009
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douchebagatastic by Micro8s October 16, 2009
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