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Double-Dutch

When two girls wearing clogs eat a croissant out of your ass
Wow that guy smells like croissants, he must of gotten a Double-Dutch last night.

double dutch 

n.:
A style of jump-rope, where two ropes are moved counter to one another. One person stands on each end of the whirling rope-complex, and a third person jumps in the middle of them.

Double dutch requires significantly more concentration than standard jump roping.
Wow, I haven't done double dutch since I was 4.
double dutch by Wingchild September 13, 2003

double dutch 

Using both a condom and anticonception pills when making babies without making babies.
If you're both too ugly to curse this world with a bilateral product, you should be doing it double dutch.
double dutch by pariah September 10, 2003

double dutch 

a game using two jump ropes that swing in opposite directions
We played double dutch in front of my house yesterday.
double dutch by StephBoogie September 12, 2003

double dutch 

Two men, each uses one hand to hold their own dick. With their free hands, they grab each other's arms and move them up and down, causing the men to essentially jerk themselves off. Not gay because technically, each man is only holding his own dick and the other's arm.
Where's Alec? I think he's double dutching with Jamie, even though he said his arms were sore lately.
double dutch by Ksenya69er April 3, 2009

Double Dutch 

To use two or more types of contraceptives, usually a condom and the pill. Named after the dutch becasue of thier open attitude towards sex and contraception.
It's fine we'll Double Dutch
Double Dutch by FrBa July 22, 2011
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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