Double Sit
When a person sits down in a seat or couch and promptly re-adjusts by scooching their ass forwards or backwards.
Double Sit by WeUsedToPlayHouse April 12, 2022
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Double Sitter
Term coined by comedian Blaine P.
The opposite of a half sitter.
In a half-sitter, one poops without having made full contact with the toilet, whereas in a double sitter, one has already wiped and washed, and after concluding the poop must return very soon after.
The opposite of a half sitter.
In a half-sitter, one poops without having made full contact with the toilet, whereas in a double sitter, one has already wiped and washed, and after concluding the poop must return very soon after.
A: “Damn bro, why did you walk out of the bathroom, stop, and immediately turn around and go back?”
B: “My poop turned into a double sitter”
B: “My poop turned into a double sitter”
Double Sitter by anonymous August 18, 2021
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double uno situation
-Where has Jane gone to?
-She had to go deal with a double uno situation.
-Thats classic Jane, told her do it before we left home, she can't couldn't listen to me to fucking save herself.
She had all damn morning to do it and now we're going to be late to the wet Tshirt contest.
-She had to go deal with a double uno situation.
-Thats classic Jane, told her do it before we left home, she can't couldn't listen to me to fucking save herself.
She had all damn morning to do it and now we're going to be late to the wet Tshirt contest.
double uno situation by Big dick André August 17, 2024
double AFK situation
Commonly happening during travelling, double AFK situation refers to the inability to watch latest YouTube videos on the smartphone caused by two causative factors at the same time — i.e. low battery levels and poor signal reception.
Stuck on the interstate roads located in the highlands with a dying battery and no signal, I found myself in a double AFK situation, missing out on all the new YouTube videos I’d been dying to watch!
double AFK situation by Emotional Cruiser August 19, 2025
doublestream
a phenomenon experienced primarily by persons with a penis in which, during urination, the emission of urine splits into two distinct streams due to pinching, stretching, or other distortion of the ureathral opening
If you think doublestream is bad, I just spent five minutes cleaning up from a quadruplestream; I was pissing on the left side of the seat, the right side of the seat, my socks, and in the tub at the same time!
doublestream by inaneopinions March 16, 2016
Doubledition
If you have doubles of the same number and you add them together you have to plug one of the numbers back in
Person1:Hey did you know 1+1=3
Person2:What how?
Person1:1+1=2 use doubledition to plug the 1 back in to get 2+1=3 so 1+1=3
Person2:Oh I get it now
Person2:What how?
Person1:1+1=2 use doubledition to plug the 1 back in to get 2+1=3 so 1+1=3
Person2:Oh I get it now
Doubledition by JamesR12 December 17, 2018
doublestream
A doublestream is a rather common, but unfortunate phenomenon that occurs when a male urinates, where they experience a sudden double flow of urine in two streams, each of which are pointed 45-60 degrees away from the intended target.
doublestream by TheGreatSkape November 5, 2020