Double Blink 

When the person that you are talking to is so fucking stupid, that you dont have any other explanation or brain function to deal with the idiocracy.

When Jorge told Jessica that the world was flat all she did was give him a blank stare and a double blink.

Double Blink by JesDBst February 11, 2019

double-blink moment

A point in time where someone says something so outrageously stupid that you have to stop, do a double-blink (*blinkblink*) and clear your poor little confused mind before you can respond. Often accompanied by a look around to be sure you are not on a hidden camera show.

"When Mel told me he was sure that the Jews had faked the Holocaust, I had a total double-blink moment."

double-blink moment by thecheckoutgirl January 10, 2009

Double Blinker 

To take two consecutive hits from a pen without stopping.

“Dude it was crazy, last night I hit a double blinker. I just wouldn’t stop sucking.”

Double Blinker by Word_Wizz January 2, 2022

double blank 

A domino without any white spots, I.e. a person with very dark skin.

Sheila's new boyfriend Leroy , he's a double blank.

double blank by Hamster73 March 22, 2024

double eyed blinky 

When a man drops down to dip his balls in a womans mouth otherwise known as a teabag and accidently hits her in both eyes causing her to blink.

"I went to teabag my woman but instead I gave her a double eyed blinky"

double eyed blinky by noname G January 21, 2007