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When your oldest brother is visiting his mistress in Dothan, Alabama.

*You can turn any town into a verb.
"Where's Brandon for Christmas?" "He's Dothaning."
Dothaning by Tallie Whacker December 21, 2019
Words you can keep
Pronounced doth-ing, it describes the act of attempting to convince others of a thought or feeling you have that actually, correctly or incorrectly, makes them think the exact opposite is true because you are incessently carrying on and on like an idiot. Taken from the the quotation "The lady doth protest too much, me thinks" from William Shakespeare's play Hamlet.
Her: Do you like my dress?
Me: Do I like it? No, I LOVE it! I love the color! I love the form! That's the best looking dress I've ever seen! Damn, that dress is awesome!

Her: You're dothing again, I can tell. So you hate it?

proclaim expression deceive
Dothing by Timberton November 24, 2015

Dolaning 

The art of looking at the man you want to be (success with career, ladies, people etc), giving a sidelong glance indicative of sexual desire and sly/malicious intent
"Tom was Dolaning Dickie from across the harbour, how could he get a girl like Marge. It was at that moment, Tom decided that he wanted Dickie's life and would do whatever it took"

Except from Talented Mr Ripley.
Dolaning by Cottam November 4, 2012

dothing the hoe banger 

taking a really ugly girls virginty
"man that girl is ugly"
"oh yeah! i dothing the hoe banger"
dothing the hoe banger by kristy November 14, 2003

Dothings 

a pair of pre-pubescent girl's boobs.
EX 1- Mark: Who are you texting?
Steve: My cousin.
Mark: Does your cousin have big boobs?
Steve: Sicko she's 11. She just has dothings.

EX 2- Pedophiles Anonymous Sponsor: What makes you sexually aroused by young girls?
Pedo: Their dothings.
Dothings by pinkg0ddess June 28, 2011
A form of procrastination in which you don't make a big decision due to lack of information on what the future might hold.
"I should've bought that new car but my job had me doaning."
Doaning by m4neet July 30, 2012
A person who has the inability to not make a joke that will offend a race or disability every ten seconds
There goes marcus Dowaning again.

Marcus "Racial slur"
Dowaning by Thelordofthegingers March 30, 2018
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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