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something that you still have and will never lose
friend:hey have you lost you virginty yet
you:no
friend:you still get no pussy loser
you:im going to do it with your mom
virginty by zxurly February 24, 2022
Words you can keep

Virginity Shield 

The act of using nerd culture to create an impenetrable shield to protect ones virginity from the opposite sex.
“OMG they've changed The Sword of Omens to do 2.5% more damage!”

*Sound of a door closing and being bolted shut*

What was that noise?

The sound of every women’s vagina closing and your virginity shield being raised.

nigger virginity 

Saying the "nigger" for the first time. Leading to new doorways of comedy.
"It's quite a nigger day"
"Nigger day?"
"Hey! You just said nigger!"
"Fuck! You took my nigger virginity away!"

anal virginity 

the state of not having been penetrated up the ass
Barry lost his anal virginity to a cucumber.
anal virginity by Davester6675 August 14, 2004

Virginity 

Something that will be with me forever.
I’m a virgin. And virginity will live long and prosper. Most likely.

Virginity Shield Activate 

Something you say when you successfully protected your virginity from those impure souls.
"Screw You Bitch!!!!! Virginity Shield Activate!!!!!!"

Boob Virginity 

As the name suggests, it comprises of the two most sacred words the world has ever seen; boob and virginity. Girls lose this when they first let another person ( guy or girl, man or woman, child or animal ) grab or feel up their bare chest (Note: over the bra, means that you're still a boob virgin). It's kind of like losing your virginity but only with your chest.

In short it is also referred to as BV. BVs can be given and taken only once in a lifetime.
Girl 1: Supp girl, did you have crazy time on your date last night???

Girl 2: Yes I did, but I got carried away and lost my Boob Virginity to that guy. Before I knew it, his small hands were all over my chest.

Bro 1: Hey bud, How did the date last night go ? Did you get any action ?

Bro 2: Totes bro. I reached all the way to second base only to find out I took her Boob Virginity.

Bro 1: That's great man, looks like you had an amazing time.

Bro 2: It was all great until the time she head butted me for squeezing too hard.
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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