Doaning 

A form of procrastination in which you don't make a big decision due to lack of information on what the future might hold.

"I should've bought that new car but my job had me doaning."

Doaning by m4neet July 30, 2012

Doaning 

lift a weight of over fifty pounds with one's penis.

"Dude, Matan is Doaning over there, his penis is girthy"

Doaning by bagelboy123 September 13, 2021

Deaning 

The act of grooming a friend's girlfriend in the hopes of lining up future sexual opportunities.

Deaning is a disengenuous act usually performed by those whom you trust the most. People who dean generally do so in abundance, carrying their various deaning conquests as a badge of honour. These individuals are always seeking to expand their deaning ventures, hoping to obtain a conglomerate of females at their sexual whim. Such people are often found to be stating "I love her so much" and asking "Where is your girl?", "How is she doing?" in passing conversation.

Concerned man: Is Bartholomew deaning my girlfriend right now? Should I be worried?

Delusional friend: Nah dawg, he's just an amicable character

Deaning by SakDaddy October 17, 2021

Downingtown East FanFic 

Probably one of the edgiest, most disgusting, and most hilarious things to come out of Downingtown East High School. Written by two unknown 10th graders in October of 2017, the Fan fiction is about multiple teachers and Papa John. The fanfic is written as a parody of the Bible, starting off with the creation of the universe, promptly followed by various other stories written by different "Apostles." One main focus of the fanfic is Ms. L-------, a teacher that is almost universally hated by her students for her teaching methods. Most people see the writers as either gods on earth, or some of the most disgusting and depraved humans in the school.

One of the two creators was caught with the fan fiction on their district monitored Google Drive and was subsequently suspended for two days. By the time they returned from their suspension, the fan fiction had already been copied and shared with what felt like hundreds of people around the school. The spread of this fucking awful fan fiction seems to be mainly because of someone who had got hold of the fanfic early and read it allowed in the Band Locker-room.

And now for an excerpt from the Fan Fiction so those unacquainted with its contents will be able to understand how disgusting it is.

"He then felt another tentacle slide in behind him, its slime acting as a lube to relax Papa’s loose anus. This tentacle then began to move out, and back in as Papa screamed in pain and pleasure. “It hurts so much,” he said, “But I love it.”

Boy 1: Have you read the new chapter someone added to the Downingtown East FanFic?
Boy 2: I haven't, and I don't think I want to...
Boy 1: You do you, but if you want to read it with me you can find me in the bathroom vomiting.

Downingtown East FanFic by DamnSlavsGoBackToWest November 8, 2017

Gabe Downing 

A Gabe Downing is a tall, perfect, and sweet hunk of a guy.Gabe Downings are so kind and beautiful. If you have a Gabe Downing in your school, he is the most popular person in your school. They aren't always the best athletes, but they make up for it in intelligence, character, kindness, and definitely looks. A Gabe Downing is that dreamy perfect guy who comes around once in a lifetime.

Girl 1: Look at that perfect sexy guy, too bad we are just friends...
Girl2: What a Gabe Downing!

Gabe Downing by southernsweety;) April 29, 2014

Chinh Doan-ing 

(v.) the act of being over the top in an ordinary situation, while documenting every bit of it through any or all social media. Especially if desregarding others' personal space or interests.

She loves Jesus, family, Vietnam, the pursuit of dreams, Hello Kitty, David L. Boren, photography, journalism, hot pink, bows, dresses, gerber daisies & sunshine.

Skipped football game for homework. What'd I do instead? Crafts fair, bought craft supplies, made hair accessories. But wore school attire past 3 days. I'm totally Chinh Doan-ing right now.

Chinh Doan-ing by Unitarious December 7, 2010

herb deaning 

When a man or a woman lays in the supine position(on their back) and a woman slams her pussy (vagina) repeatedly on their face until rendered unconscious and Herb Dean has to tackle them off to cease the vaginal onslaught.

When Rodney was asked about his black eyes he told his coworkers, "the plus sized stripper mounted my face and began Herb Deaning me."

herb deaning by Kokodamus August 28, 2018