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Pronounced doth-ing, it describes the act of attempting to convince others of a thought or feeling you have that actually, correctly or incorrectly, makes them think the exact opposite is true because you are incessently carrying on and on like an idiot. Taken from the the quotation "The lady doth protest too much, me thinks" from William Shakespeare's play Hamlet.
Her: Do you like my dress?
Me: Do I like it? No, I LOVE it! I love the color! I love the form! That's the best looking dress I've ever seen! Damn, that dress is awesome!

Her: You're dothing again, I can tell. So you hate it?

proclaim expression deceive
Dothing by Timberton November 24, 2015
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dothing the hoe banger 

taking a really ugly girls virginty
"man that girl is ugly"
"oh yeah! i dothing the hoe banger"
dothing the hoe banger by kristy November 14, 2003
When someone pays a lot of attention to their boyfriend/girlfriend, cares for them, is kinda clingy towards them, and just in general loves them a lot.
Tim is definitely doting on Katelynn.
Doting by Not-so-tiny-tim July 14, 2010

DOTTING COTTON 

when you have to take a shit so bad that the terd is touching your underwear
I had to take a shit so bad that, before I got to the toilet I was dotting cotton.
DOTTING COTTON by Cledis & Mojo August 15, 2006

Tab Dotching 

when you hurt someones feeling to the very core only Serious Role-players can perform Tab Dotching
You Dingle Doofus!
Your Mom looks like a frog
You Minge
Stop Tab Dotching
Tab Dotching by FalangoGaming January 2, 2021

three dotting

When someone starts to text you on a messenger, but never hits send. Leaving you with the three little dots...
Dave is such a jerk, he was three dotting me all night last night.
three dotting by SouthernmostDave December 16, 2016

Green Dotting 

When someone stalks another persons online status waiting for the green dot to appear and then forces interaction much to the dismay of the other person.
Nathan: I saw her green dot and IM’d her again. It was 2 am but she was clearly up.
Joyce: stop green dotting people when they wake up to pee, freak!
Green Dotting by janmas November 16, 2019
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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