kristy's definitions

Quaff

A cool hair-cut or hair-do

Dude, don't mess up my quaff!

by Kristy February 23, 2005

chachki

Some type of nick-nack, but usually a piece of crap; usually a small piece of junk.

Any sort of pin or button, novelty type candle, stuffed animals, figurines, any sort of guady or over the top ornament, vase, picture frame, religious paraphenilia, kitschy art, or pop culture doll.

by Kristy April 23, 2004

dothing the hoe banger

taking a really ugly girls virginty

"man that girl is ugly"
"oh yeah! i dothing the hoe banger"

by kristy November 14, 2003

mentallure

When a person with a psychological disorder lures little childern into a dark alley and eats there eyes leaving the childern with that ever lasting memeory

cop 1"god damm it its happened again!"
cop 2" who the fuck let the mentallure out of his cage this time?"

by Kristy November 17, 2003

Jock

to aspire to bond with. One jocks persons one has a crush on. Roughly synonymous with "like," but unlike "like" it implies action. When one jocks someone they not only like them but aspire to do something about it (though it does not imply an actual plan, but the general asperation in an imperfect sense).

"Kristy jocks her boyfriend Kris insane amounts"

"I am totally jocking that girl in my CRD class, even though she has a boyfriend."

by Kristy December 10, 2003

Rohan

A really really cool guy

man i wish i was a rohan like that guy!

by kristy April 2, 2004

fo shizzle my nizzo

means "for sure my brother" or "for sure my friend"

When asked if the party was good...
"fo shizzle my nizzo!"

by Kristy September 16, 2003