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When you want to share a room with someone and move in together to do private stuff.
"Wanna dorms?"
"We can take this situation to the dorms."
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a bedroom, living room, and kitchen in a space about the size of most walk-in closets. roommate included free of charge.
As I like to say, "home sweet hole."
by Lauren September 01, 2004
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A tiny ass room typically found in universities. Usually contains a shower and only has room for a bed,shelf, and desk. And matter of fact if you look up Dorm on the Wikipedia there is actually a "Prison" section essentially confirming its a College jail cell.
Cash "Those College Dorms suck major ass as you also have to put up with smelly ass roommates and the occasional power being shut off. You're better off living at home or taking an online Collage.
by A human male September 17, 2018
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your own semi-personal hell hole you live in your freshman year of college with your complete opposite
by Kollege Cid March 07, 2005
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A place where parents send their children to have meaningless sex and consume copious amounts of drugs. Also the place I wish to end up after a night of boozing with my homies.
Damn, I'm so drunk! Let's go to the dorm and get some tail.
by tuesg November 23, 2004
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Another word for hell hole. Basically, a prison that most colleges will force you to live in (usually up to 2 years) with a roommate. You mostly certainly will have to endure a crap ton of bullshit from that roommate during between that duration. The roommate may at first seem like a nice guy, but eventually, he'll end up becoming another arrogant prick and/or annoying pain in the ass that you'll can't even stand. Some college will allow you to live alone, but at an even more expensive price. Dorm life usually consist of booze drinking, drugs, sex, rape, occasional fighting, loud noises or commotions, vandalism (for some), pranks, and dealing with some weirdo dorks. If you're a guy or girl who wants to keep everything to him/herself, that's nearly impossible. The lack of privacy is horrendous and notorious, no matter where you are. There's barely any space for you to store or use your stuff, which explains why the average dorm rooms are a cluttered mess.

For those of you that just want to watch online TV, browse the web, do any online homework, MMOs, video games, or social media, the dorm room is a hell experience. Internet bandwidth is constantly terrible, since most dorm people will be using the internet to watch and download a shit ton of porn. Worst part is, you are forced to use the college wifi network, no VPN or proxies allowed. So the moment you connect, be prepared for hair-pulling annoying lag.
dorms are prison.
by xacolmah February 16, 2015
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