Dorkwit

When halfwit just isn't enough to describe ones lack of brain functionality

"You're such a dorkwit Joel"

by El Morza August 12, 2018

dorkitude

A disposition to respond in a dork-like way to a given person or situation.

My god, get off me with that incessant dorkitude, will you?

or

I swear, she was totally up to her ass in dorkitude this morning.

by Betty Bettyo April 22, 2008

dorknite

The name your girlfriend gives to the popular game, "Fortnite"

Becky: Hey Steve, will you take me shopping?
Steve: Not right now, I'm trying to get this solo dub real quick
Becky: Oh my God Steve, I'm beginning to think that you love that Dorknite more than me

by goofygoober9292 June 7, 2018

Dorkfit

Wild, clumsy and unnecessary overreaction to daily occurrences.

I had such a dorkfit the other day that I could not figure out how to open my front door.

by dorkfitter August 10, 2016

dorkitis

When someone who supposedly does nothing attracts a lot of attention. Almost like a disease, it is contagious, and it is easily spread.

An example of Dorkitis. Someone in a chat room is minding their own business and people start trying to talk to them.

by Dr. Obv June 8, 2009

Darkwitchy

One of the many players of runescape. She spends all her time trying not to ping out, and is a slave of the Blacknights clan...o wait, i mean leader. She cannot be argued with.

Dont bother argueing with him, hes just another darkwitchy!

by anthony bb February 15, 2008

dorkitis

When you say stupid random things to your friends and co-workers that make no sense which are totally dorky and it rubs off on your officemates

I'm caught dorkitis which causes me to act stupid.

by catherine p. October 6, 2006