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Darkwitchy 

A term to describe certain females who play Runescape the Massive Online game. They usually have abnormally high skills(except mining), and rule over an army of green kangaroos.
That Darkwitchy had 500 green kangaroos but wouldn't even share one! She used them to improve her sad mining skill.
Darkwitchy by JHayes January 12, 2009
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darkwatch 

(v) Also known as a "black check", this is the action one performs when a black joke is on the verbal horizon of their tongue. This action can range from motions as minimal as turning one's head around, to searching the entire area thoroughly; leaving no stone unturned. It is commonly known that black people generally use pottery as a hiding spot, so one should thoroughly search through that ficus to the very last spec of soil. If one's friend forgets the darkwatch, it is mandatory that said friend shouts "darkwatch", regardless of environment, privacy, or number of obvious black people in proximity.
Ted: "Okay, so a black guy walks into a bar..."
Dave: "Wait! Darkwatch!"
Ted: *looks around the room* "Okay, so a black guy walks into..."
Ted was then shot by an assault rifle wielding black man hiding in a vase across the street at the pottery barn.
darkwatch by Nick Lowers May 18, 2009

Darkwatch 

Halo with a vampire. The controls are exactly the same, the guns are strikingly similar, there are 10 different sensitivity levels, 4 difficulty levels: easy, normal, hard and absurdly difficult. You can hold only 2 weapons, there is a female voice in your head during single player, like Cortana. You can exploit multiplayer maps with the vampire jump to get to places you should normally get to, just like halo grenade jumping. The campaign is linear and usually very simple to figure out what to do or where to go next. You have a shield that lets you tank damage before hiding and recovering. You have a 2x zoom for your right thumbstick, or R3 for PS2. All in all however, it's a very good game in the same fashion Counterstrike is a good game.
Counterstrike is to half-life as Darkwatch is to Halo. However Darkwatch is not a mod, it's basically the same game.
Darkwatch by Obi Cotton Picker March 31, 2009

darkwatch 

probably the most innovative game that came out in 2005. a vampire/western first person shooter,come on,thats really original!!! plus it has a kick ass charicter named jherico. its about 12 hours long,but its fuckin' awesome!!!
person#1:dude have you ever played Darkwatch for the ps2?
person#2:yeah it fuckin' rocks!! >:^)
darkwatch by kornrocks91 October 23, 2005
An unattractive female with a hoarse voice, cackle laugh and smells like stale tobacco and wet ashtrays.
1. Did you see that Darbwitch's skin it was like old stained leather.
2. How could you go there? She's such a Darbwitch.
3. Adam was mesmerized by the Darbwitch's gaze and odour
Darbwitch by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 28, 2018

DarkWithln

Superior to the Roblox player known as Matricist.
I mean, who isn't?
DarkWithln? Isn't he that one guy who has so little to do so he wrote a definition of himself just to basically say fuck you to Matricist?
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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