Dorkfit

Wild, clumsy and unnecessary overreaction to daily occurrences.

I had such a dorkfit the other day that I could not figure out how to open my front door.

by dorkfitter August 10, 2016

dorkitude

A disposition to respond in a dork-like way to a given person or situation.

My god, get off me with that incessant dorkitude, will you?

or

I swear, she was totally up to her ass in dorkitude this morning.

by Betty Bettyo April 22, 2008

dorknite

The name your girlfriend gives to the popular game, "Fortnite"

Becky: Hey Steve, will you take me shopping?
Steve: Not right now, I'm trying to get this solo dub real quick
Becky: Oh my God Steve, I'm beginning to think that you love that Dorknite more than me

by goofygoober9292 June 7, 2018

dorkfish

(noun) Originally derived from a Bill Engvall CD, a dorkfish is a very strange looking fish whoes upper jaw sticks out way farther than his lower jaw. Can be used to describe people when they act as if they were this fish.

Damn, Bufford's a dorkfish.

by Kyle Farris June 28, 2003

dorkitis

When someone who supposedly does nothing attracts a lot of attention. Almost like a disease, it is contagious, and it is easily spread.

An example of Dorkitis. Someone in a chat room is minding their own business and people start trying to talk to them.

by Dr. Obv June 8, 2009

Douche Bag Dorkfish

A pompous ass-hole who takes it upon himself to correct someone else and make himself look like a moron.

Tyler is a real douche bag dorkfish. He was tired of people screwing around on social networking sites on the job so he blocked them..including his own website. Idiot.

by Mibewt December 29, 2009

Dorkfish

A person with a dorkish personalty. You still love them and there dorkness. A Dorkfish has a few close friends, and loves them all. A Dorkfish is very loyal, and hates a liar. A Dorkfish is somewhat awkward, and hard to get use to.

The Kid everyone says hi to in the hall, but then doesn't make plans with afterschool. Thats a Dorkfish.

by you&mehaveadd January 26, 2011