Doritoing 

When a board of wood is warped and a carpenter looks down at it to see that it is twisted. The board takes on a triangular shape similar to that of a dorito.

That wood is doritoing. I can’t use it.

Doritoing by Beatlebug April 24, 2022

Ditoing 

Common phrase used in the public service sector. Refers to performing oral sex on one's supervisor in hopes of gaining an advantage over one's peer.

"Can you believe that Will is ditoing again? He is going to run this place some day"

Ditoing by Impact103 March 19, 2014

Dominoing 

the act of public sex on car parks, namely beside pizza takeaways, where said act could be construed as statutory

Did you hear about Martin last night?
He Dominoed a girl beside Lidl, heard he slapped her a bit as well
Did she want the Portuguese Sausage Pizza?
DOMINOING LAD

Dominoing by Hullboy March 17, 2011

Dorting

Its not dating, its not courting, its dorting

Alex and sam were dorting

Dorting by rene9110 February 12, 2009

doritoitis 

When the subject continously jabs there fingers into the bottom of the dorito bag. Hence the subjects fingers become broken and misshapen.

That fat ass got a bad case of doritoitis.

doritoitis by Tommyy August 22, 2007

doritoisomnimousphiosis

the ominous and rare disease of God cursing you with a constant stench of lingering Dorito on your hands. You will forever be tempted to munch off your hands and leave a nub to write with.

Nicole: Gibby! I knew you were hiding Doritos in here!
Gibby: Sadly, no. God had cursed me with doritoisomnimousphiosis.

doritoisomnimousphiosis by OhNizzOandGibbyiO May 24, 2010

doritoiy 

When you need so many Doritos and if you do not eat them you die

Bob felt doritoiy after school

doritoiy by Bobbykins1 April 3, 2017