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Doritoing 

When a board of wood is warped and a carpenter looks down at it to see that it is twisted. The board takes on a triangular shape similar to that of a dorito.
That wood is doritoing. I can’t use it.
Doritoing by Beatlebug April 24, 2022
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Common phrase used in the public service sector. Refers to performing oral sex on one's supervisor in hopes of gaining an advantage over one's peer.
"Can you believe that Will is ditoing again? He is going to run this place some day"
Ditoing by Impact103 March 19, 2014

Dominoing 

the act of public sex on car parks, namely beside pizza takeaways, where said act could be construed as statutory
Did you hear about Martin last night?
He Dominoed a girl beside Lidl, heard he slapped her a bit as well
Did she want the Portuguese Sausage Pizza?
DOMINOING LAD
Dominoing by Hullboy March 17, 2011
Its not dating, its not courting, its dorting
Alex and sam were dorting
Dorting by rene9110 February 12, 2009

doritoitis 

When the subject continously jabs there fingers into the bottom of the dorito bag. Hence the subjects fingers become broken and misshapen.
That fat ass got a bad case of doritoitis.
doritoitis by Tommyy August 22, 2007

doritoisomnimousphiosis

the ominous and rare disease of God cursing you with a constant stench of lingering Dorito on your hands. You will forever be tempted to munch off your hands and leave a nub to write with.
Nicole: Gibby! I knew you were hiding Doritos in here!
Gibby: Sadly, no. God had cursed me with doritoisomnimousphiosis.

doritoiy 

When you need so many Doritos and if you do not eat them you die
doritoiy by Bobbykins1 April 3, 2017
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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