doritoiy

When you need so many Doritos and if you do not eat them you die

Bob felt doritoiy after school

by Bobbykins1 April 3, 2017

doritoitis

When the subject continously jabs there fingers into the bottom of the dorito bag. Hence the subjects fingers become broken and misshapen.

That fat ass got a bad case of doritoitis.

by Tommyy August 22, 2007

doritoisomnimousphiosis

the ominous and rare disease of God cursing you with a constant stench of lingering Dorito on your hands. You will forever be tempted to munch off your hands and leave a nub to write with.

Nicole: Gibby! I knew you were hiding Doritos in here!
Gibby: Sadly, no. God had cursed me with doritoisomnimousphiosis.

by OhNizzOandGibbyiO May 24, 2010

doritoingers

Doritoingers are similar to chingers. Chingers are the fingers which have cheetoh seasoning on them after consuming cheetohs, whilst doritoingers are the fingers with doritio seasoning on them.

"The best part of the doritos is the doritoingers."

by Bill Gates loves December 11, 2008

Doritoing

When a board of wood is warped and a carpenter looks down at it to see that it is twisted. The board takes on a triangular shape similar to that of a dorito.

That wood is doritoing. I can’t use it.

by Beatlebug April 24, 2022