A butthungry gay lord named Derek with a daddy kink. Never satisfied, one snack will not fill him up (he has been known to chain-swallow and he will never pass up the opportunity for an eclaire). Typically accompanied by a younger pet male companion, he can turn any room into a winter wonderland. Papa Derek has truly mastered the art of the snow angel.

"Did you see the room after that guy and his boy toy finished?"

"Yeah I did, it was still snowing in there four hours later! Talk about a Papa Derek!"

Papa Derek by BowelMovement69 May 25, 2020

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Derek Bum

A legendary man who possesses the Kitchen Gun.

Hi, I'm Derek Bum!

Derek Bum by [LAN CORD EJECTED] April 26, 2020

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Eat shit , derek.

Quote from the movie Step Brothers. Should be said to every asshole you meet on a daily basis.

Slappy- " hurhurhur faggot , do you even lift?"

Intelligent, charismatic, caring young man- "Eat shit , derek."

Slappy-" ....my name is Slappy..."

Eat shit , derek. by Mother Of All Fuck November 4, 2013

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Jurassic Dork

A suspiciously normal looking fellow, who cannot understand why he is called 'Jurassic Dork.'

He becomes embarrassed, & responds angrily to people who ask him about his name, & then runs off -- uncannily mimicking the way a Velociraptor would run.

Bill: Hey, what's up, Jurassic Dork? Why do they call you that?

Jurassic Dork: <sigh> I really don't know! Now leave me alone, you asshole! (runs off in typical raptor fashion)

Bill: (seeing this, & pointing at JD) WAHAHAHAHAAAA!!

Jurassic Dork by The Creep1 March 17, 2011

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