A butthungry gay lord named Derek with a daddy kink. Never satisfied, one snack will not fill him up (he has been known to chain-swallow and he will never pass up the opportunity for an eclaire). Typically accompanied by a younger pet male companion, he can turn any room into a winter wonderland. Papa Derek has truly mastered the art of the snow angel.
"Did you see the room after that guy and his boy toy finished?"
"Yeah I did, it was still snowing in there four hours later! Talk about a Papa Derek!"
A suspiciously normal looking fellow, who cannot understand why he is called 'Jurassic Dork.'
He becomes embarrassed, & responds angrily to people who ask him about his name, & then runs off -- uncannily mimicking the way a Velociraptor would run.
Bill: Hey, what's up, Jurassic Dork? Why do they call you that?
Jurassic Dork: <sigh> I really don't know! Now leave me alone, you asshole! (runs off in typical raptor fashion)
Bill: (seeing this, & pointing at JD) WAHAHAHAHAAAA!!