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Doolittlean 

1. Pertaining to blocking someone for using conflationary statements which lack decidability in operational context. 2. Pertaining to deflationary, low-context communication which contains complete specificity within the operational context of the statement
Your Doolittlean maneuvers preclude me from the magical conflation I want
Doolittlean by sandraxine July 27, 2017

spanky dolittle 

unemployed adult male that has little more to do in a day other than masturbate.
Alvin is such a spanky dolittle, he's lucky he has rich parents!
spanky dolittle by sandspit September 24, 2007

William Doolittle 

The formal version of the age-old indication of intent to comply: "will do"
1. Hey, would you mind cleaning up that pile of vomit in the hallway?

- William Doolittle.

2. Dude, please stop sleeping with my girlfriend.

- William Q. Doolittle, Esq.
William Doolittle by bobslackers February 2, 2010

Dolittle 

Term used to describe and refer to a person, in any given situation where work is involved, who does as little as they possibly can without getting reprimanded, fired, or noticed by the people who are actually doing the real work. You can generally find dolittles at the water fountain, in the bathroom, at the snack machines, or fumbling around somewhere with some unimportant task, trying to look busy. Every workplace, and every job where a group of 4 or more people are involved has at least one dolittle.
Boss- "Hey Rob, I need you to run down to the store and pick up lunch for the crew."

Rob - "I'm busy, get one of the dolittles to do it."
Dolittle by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010

Doolittle 

A common street name for a disposable nicotine device.
John: “hey Chris, can I hit that Doolittle?”

Chris: “It’s almost burnt”
John: “Damn”
Doolittle by Rustyy Shackleford January 25, 2021

Curt Doolittle 

Leader of anarcho-libertarianism specifically propertarianism (a libertarian school of thought). Delineated propertarianism as a distinction of decidability between conflationary (high-context) and deflationary (low-context) modes of communication.
Curt Doolittle does a little; but he does a lot for the alt-right.
Curt Doolittle by sandraxine July 27, 2017
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Throat Sweats 

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piddlefart

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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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