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Doowinkle 

Someone with a small dick
“Did you hear about Brad, he’s a doowinkle”

“Ya Jordan is a doowinkle too”
Doowinkle by Bossman90282 May 23, 2019
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A slang term for the penis.
The doinkle is only found on males.
doinkle by Robert67 June 24, 2006

doinkler 

A doinkler is another word for the penis.
My doinkler is happy to see you.
doinkler by B3an July 31, 2008
A noun, another name for the male genital. Thought-up by Ekykens on the General Any Topic. He pointed out that another posters name who was called "Shpadoinkle" had "doinkle" in his name, which sounded like another word for the male genital.
Ekykens took Shpadoinkle's doinkle in great rage!
doinkle by Ekykens December 28, 2005

Darwinkle Moonie 

The legitimate father of Chelswinkle Goonie and Nikwinkle Boonie. This man likes to phone up people's schools are request to speak to the head mistress. Possibly the funniest name in the world, and discovered by Nikki. Love you Nikki :)
Ring ring.
"Hello?"
"Hello can i speak to the head?"
"Yes who's calling.."
*snickers*
"Kay i'll put you on hold.."
"Hello?"
"Hello Missus Head Teacher, I have a DARWINKLE MOONIE
on hold for you."
*more snickers*
Another word for the male genital. First appeared on in the General Any Topic form on the Star Wars Galaxies website. A poster named Ekykens pointed out that a user with the nickname
"Shpadoinkle" had the word in it and that it sounded like something else.
Ekykens takes Shpadoinkle's doinkle.
Doinkle by Ekykens December 28, 2005
Noun:
Used to describe the male member, aka "penis"

Currently thought to be coined on a game board after "HybridX101" (me) became fed up with a users complex name and simply called him "shpadoinkleboy"

afterwards "doinkle" had been used to describe an unknown part of the body until "ekykens" another poster and part-time rival of "Hybrid" drew the first doinkle looking oddly like a penis, thus the "Doinkle" was reborn.
"I'll cut off your doinkle and put it on my wall!"
-Ekykens
doinkle by HybridX101 August 24, 2005
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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God Shot 

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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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