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Dooshnozzle

The word used against someone when they have physically hurt you.

Most commonly used during a hockey game after a fight. Often used by kids around the age of 14.

Dooshnozzle orginated from a single person saying Doosh. then moments later, another inadvertedly saying nozzle, instead of nizzle. thus creating Dooshnozzle
"Your such a dooshnozzle"

" I hate the way im always dooshnozzled by you"

"You dooshnozzling liar!"
Dooshnozzle by Chris Reigh November 12, 2003
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Douchnozzle 

A douchnozzle is an individual who is less than, or lower than, a douchbag. These individuals cannot be compared to the entire apparatus, but can only be reasonably compared to the business end of the device: The greasy, nasty little tip.
Look at that douchnozzle riding that scooter wearing those faggy-looking red, white and blue fingerless gloves! Rock on EASY RIDER!
Also, virtually all males seen driving convertibles with the top down and the windows up are douchnozzles.

Another example of a douchnozzle is anybody with a Batman tattoo.
Douchnozzle by Rook's Buddy May 7, 2010

Douchnozzle 

This is someone along the lines of a douchbag but they are worse. If someone is a douchbag and then some, then they are a douchnozzle.
Look at that douchnozzle over there he is so drunk he thinks the tree he is talking to is a person.
Douchnozzle by jncrawford48 May 19, 2009

Dooshsnozzle 

doo-sh-snoz-el
1. The more affectionate term for douche.
2. Faliure at everything. (see: jackass of all trades)
3. School/Home/Work safe slang for dipshit
1. Alex was acting like such a dooshsnozzle last night, I could'nt resist giving him a kiss.
2. Jack tries and tries, but he's still just a dooshsnozzle
3. "Dang! My teacher/mom/boss is such a dooshsnozzle I could scream!"
Dooshsnozzle by Ms. VM December 2, 2007

doschnozzle 

Someone who's a complete ass for no reason and doesn't give a fuck what you have to say afterwards
John: Hey Steve you are a fucking idiot and don't deserve to live
Steve: You're such a doschnozzle
doschnozzle by Rustybeartrap March 11, 2011

Dooshnozel 

A variation of Dooshbag, though more insulting; the nozel is fully inserted and does all the dirty work while the bag kind of hangs out and just holds the goodies.
Don't be a dooshnozel
Dooshnozel by Monkoo June 2, 2003

dushnozzle

the new universal word. Created by Mattew Gee and the Wilson softball team(: Means anything you could want it to mean. Such as a body part, food, or any object that comes to mind. Dushnozzle can fit in any sentence you would like it to. it can even be an adjective!
Matt: Yo your a dushnozzle
Person: what?
Matt: i love your dushnozzle(:
dushnozzle by WWMSisbeastt! April 28, 2010
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