doons 

1. A person that no body is friends with that lurks behind a group of friends and adds awkward comments that kill the convorsation.

2. A chubby looking kid that you spot across the room laughing really loud while making a ridiculous face

"Look at that kid. Why is he the biggest doons?"

doons by Big Dan20 May 25, 2007

Doons 

A pair of socks, usually worn up to the knee.

Jophery, Raise my Doons!

Nothing like a clean crisp pair of Doons in the morning.

Doons by JurassicUnicast May 31, 2018

Doons 

Beatable portion of a person's body, can be cheeks or any other part that is beatable.

That girl is bad, that is widely considered to be Doons.

Doons by CDoons March 28, 2022

overwit-doomsday 

overwit-doomsday: As of 2023 the world is nearing a nuclear war and people are going crazy with mass shootings, layoffs, debt, AI

ChatGPT can possibly cause overwit-doomsday!

Due to all the threats from China and Russia, overwit-doomsday can ignite any day now.

The US debt, mass shootings and mass layoffs could cause overwit-doomsday.

overwit-doomsday by Mr.OVERWIT May 2, 2023

doomscrolling 

When you keep scrolling through all of your social media feeds, looking for the most recent upsetting news about the latest catastrophe. The amount of time spent doing this is directly proportional to how much worse you're going to feel after you're done.

Dude! Stop doomscrolling, It's only going to make you feel worse!

I can't! The dopamine loop is too strong!

doomscrolling by PenelopePenguin March 24, 2020

doomsday buddy 

a partner (usually sexual) who accompanies you while on the edge of the world, during dire life or death times

fuck man, i think i lost my doomsday buddy to the recent social distancing. i think she found someone else, and i’m sure they’re having the best sex of their lives

doomsday buddy by willk1119 March 14, 2020

Doomsday Fucker 

The legendary sex toy.

Person 1: "Your dick isn't doing it enough for me."

Person 2: "Okay, let me pull out my Doomsday Fucker."

Doomsday Fucker by The Butt Fuck February 8, 2018