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1. A person that no body is friends with that lurks behind a group of friends and adds awkward comments that kill the convorsation.

2. A chubby looking kid that you spot across the room laughing really loud while making a ridiculous face

"Look at that kid. Why is he the biggest doons?"

doons by Big Dan20 May 25, 2007

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Doons

A pair of socks, usually worn up to the knee.

Jophery, Raise my Doons!

Nothing like a clean crisp pair of Doons in the morning.

Doons by JurassicUnicast May 31, 2018

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Doons

Beatable portion of a person's body, can be cheeks or any other part that is beatable.

That girl is bad, that is widely considered to be Doons.

Doons by CDoons March 28, 2022

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overwit-doomsday

overwit-doomsday: As of 2023 the world is nearing a nuclear war and people are going crazy with mass shootings, layoffs, debt, AI

ChatGPT can possibly cause overwit-doomsday!

Due to all the threats from China and Russia, overwit-doomsday can ignite any day now.

The US debt, mass shootings and mass layoffs could cause overwit-doomsday.

overwit-doomsday by Mr.OVERWIT May 2, 2023

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doomscrolling

When you keep scrolling through all of your social media feeds, looking for the most recent upsetting news about the latest catastrophe. The amount of time spent doing this is directly proportional to how much worse you're going to feel after you're done.

Dude! Stop doomscrolling, It's only going to make you feel worse!

I can't! The dopamine loop is too strong!

doomscrolling by PenelopePenguin March 24, 2020

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doomsday buddy

a partner (usually sexual) who accompanies you while on the edge of the world, during dire life or death times

fuck man, i think i lost my doomsday buddy to the recent social distancing. i think she found someone else, and i’m sure they’re having the best sex of their lives

doomsday buddy by willk1119 March 14, 2020

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Doomsday Fucker

The legendary sex toy.

Person 1: "Your dick isn't doing it enough for me."

Person 2: "Okay, let me pull out my Doomsday Fucker."

Doomsday Fucker by The Butt Fuck February 8, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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