Donkeh
when you say donkey in the most Scottish ascent you have. or you are doing a impression of Shrek which is more likely
Donkeh by a very concerned individual September 19, 2019
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Donkeh
Donkeh by Living meme fangirl queen January 20, 2019
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Donkeh • DONKEH KONG • Donkehing • donkey • Donkey Dick • donkey kong • Donker • donkey kick • donkey show • Donkey Balls
Donkeh
1. A prayer term often spoken to the green ogrelord Shrek. Best hollered in an insanely thick Scottish accent while holding an offering of onions.
2. A term used to shut up friends loudly singing at inconvenient times.
2. A term used to shut up friends loudly singing at inconvenient times.
1. "Thou shalt order extra onions, now and for ever. DONKEH!"
2. *loudly singing "Killing in the Name" at 2am* DONKEH!!
2. *loudly singing "Killing in the Name" at 2am* DONKEH!!
Donkeh by Thatdarnmeowth March 24, 2024
Circling the donkey
Circling the donkey by LiterallyNobodyCares December 13, 2022
to donkey-head someone
To fool someone.
It comes from Tom & Jerry cartoon where Tom used to get fooled by Jerry having his head turn into a donkey-like head
It comes from Tom & Jerry cartoon where Tom used to get fooled by Jerry having his head turn into a donkey-like head
To donkey-head someone:
Dude 1-Hey u know I just got a winning lottery ticket!!
Dude 2-How the heck do u know it's a winning ticket?
Dude 1-Those guys sold it to me: they said they don't need money...I got it for just 20k.
Dude 2-U do realize u've been donkey-headed big time, don't you?
Dude 1-"uh-auha-uha" (or whatever a donkey is able to utter)
Dude 1-Hey u know I just got a winning lottery ticket!!
Dude 2-How the heck do u know it's a winning ticket?
Dude 1-Those guys sold it to me: they said they don't need money...I got it for just 20k.
Dude 2-U do realize u've been donkey-headed big time, don't you?
Dude 1-"uh-auha-uha" (or whatever a donkey is able to utter)
to donkey-head someone by AyOxford January 20, 2014
Donkek
Donkek by Prof. Donkekstington February 18, 2015
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