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A simpleton. One who is incompetent, foolish.
Our waitress forgot to put our order in, she is such a doofwad!
Doofwad by Cap'n Kel September 9, 2018
1.) A word made popular by comic Alex Steinaway often used by Asian-American comedian Michelle Hierholzer. adjective used to describe a person who says or does something really dorky. this term is usually used by females to describe a certain type of male.

2.) this term can also be used in plural form to sum up or describe a specific larger chunk of people or groups that are of the same kind and seem to have assembled all in one place at one time. people use this term to describe a group of socially awkward people who they do not relate to or who they do not want to be associated with.
1.) guy: did it hurt?
girl: did what hurt?
guy: when you fell from heaven...
girl:...doofwang.

2.) person #1: do you like justin bieber?
person #2: no
person #1: why not?!
person #2: because only doofwangs like justin bieber.

girl #1: how was the club last night?
girl # 2: terrible...no one except a bunch of doofwangs.
girl # 3: gasp!!
Doofwang by mh12341 October 19, 2011

doofadool 

Half a retard, mother fu*ker all bad things

-David T
Your a fu*kin doofadool
doofadool by Meatball82 March 13, 2018
A person who frequently displays immense stupidity and a disturbing lack of all common sense. A person who is chronically engaging in asinine behavior without recognizing that said behavior is, in fact, asinine.
After carefully observing the situaiton, the man's friends deemed him to be a doowad due to the troubling facts that the man lived with his parents well into his fourties, and that he was almost always unemployed.
Doowad by Major Dansby December 24, 2008

Doofwash 

Same thing as a douchebag only less painful...
Person: It was nice playing with you today

Person 2: Huh? I didn't play with you yesterday..

Person: I mean on the drums and piano you doofwash :P
Doofwash by Randomperson16 July 17, 2011
The most disgusting, horrible, repulsive person. Typically smells like cow manure, drives an ugly ass car, think they’re hot shit, shit smells worse than the NYC Sewer on a hot summer day.

The most devious and disgraceful person. The ultimate insult for those who deserve it. Could not be any worse than a doopwad.
“Shut the fuck up, DoopWad”
DoopWad by Hehe8726 June 29, 2025
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