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The most disgusting, horrible, repulsive person. Typically smells like cow manure, drives an ugly ass car, think they’re hot shit, shit smells worse than the NYC Sewer on a hot summer day.

The most devious and disgraceful person. The ultimate insult for those who deserve it. Could not be any worse than a doopwad.
“Shut the fuck up, DoopWad”
DoopWad by Hehe8726 June 29, 2025
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doopadoop 

Another term for a nice, round butt. Can also be a butt with nice proportions; usually referring to women in spandex. But, can also refer to men with fairly plump, perky buttcheeks.
Brandon: Hey man, look at Dave's doopadoop! He must be squattin more.

Shawn: I know. I wish my doopadoop was that perky and plump.
doopadoop by BD27 November 11, 2012
Related Words
Gosh, he is such a doofwad.
doofwad by Bizzates November 25, 2006
A simpleton. One who is incompetent, foolish.
Our waitress forgot to put our order in, she is such a doofwad!
Doofwad by Cap'n Kel September 9, 2018

doopdadoo 

The name given to the cardboard cylindrical tube which resides within the toilet paper or paper towel roll, so named because of the sound that people make when they remove the empty cylinder and put it up to their mouths.
Much like the prize in a box of cracker jacks, I love to be the lucky person who uses the last piece of toilet paper so that I can emerge from the bathroom as a musician, demonstrating my skills on the doopdadoo.
doopdadoo by Lee C. Hentschel January 5, 2008
A person who frequently displays immense stupidity and a disturbing lack of all common sense. A person who is chronically engaging in asinine behavior without recognizing that said behavior is, in fact, asinine.
After carefully observing the situaiton, the man's friends deemed him to be a doowad due to the troubling facts that the man lived with his parents well into his fourties, and that he was almost always unemployed.
Doowad by Major Dansby December 24, 2008
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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