Dooeystep 

A dance, based on a field sobriety test, where one puts one foot directly in front of the other while sticking their arms straight out at their sides, and reaching up and touching their nose with their index fingers. Also known as Brywalkin.

Do the dooeystep!

Dooeystep by HipJThrilla July 22, 2009

Darken the doorstep 

To Darken the Doorstep is when you go to someone's home and you cast a shadow over their doorstep. It usually used to describe the action of someone you know and haven't seen for a while unexpectedly turns up at your home or it's something you tell an unwanted visitor not to do ever again.

Sue: "OMG, you never guess who had the nerve to darken the doorstep this morning."
Pat: "Who?"

Sue: "Jo!"
Pat: "Jo, Jo who?"
Sue: " you know the one that coursed all that trouble at my party."
Pat: " Oooh! That Jo, haven't seen her around here for ages, did you invite her in?"
Sue: " No I did not! Told her to clear off and to never darken my doorstep again."

Darken the doorstep by hteb78 November 16, 2017

Mexican Doorstep 

A guy with a little dick.

Named after the extremely unsafe 2 to 4 inch door sill at the doorway of every Mexican museum in Mexico City. Watch as beefy American tourists trip and fall flat on their fat fucking faces as the museum staff smirk and don't help them up.

Gossipy Bitch 1 (Sipping Pre-Noon Sangria On A Beach Patio): What's with Helen these days? She seems to have an extra bounce in her step at hot snake yoga every morning.

Gossipy Bitch 2 (Also An Alcoholic): Well, you didn't hear it from me, but she's been fucking that young hot pool cleaner, Brody. It's no wonder, she's been complaining for years that her husband Bob is hung like a Mexican Doorstep...

Mexican Doorstep by Dr Thwack March 3, 2019

Don't shit on your doorstep 

Don't sleep with your housemate or workmate, it will get messy!

Bob wants to shag his PA but Fred told him "Don't shit on your doorstep"

Don't shit on your doorstep by Damo October 25, 2004

Doorstepper 

A guy or girl who is attractive enough that if they showed up at your doorstep, you would have sexual relations with them and not turn them away. But they are not attractive enough to where you would go out of your way to pursue them

I just met this Doorstepper girl the other day, I'd probably rate her a 6/10.

Doorstepper by K-$hee September 28, 2015

shit on your own doorstep 

A relationship of any form between you and a person you know is going to cause trouble. Especialy true if you know the releationship has little or no meaning/future but you want to string it out anyway even though its gonna cause shit ex-girlfriend/boyfriend, friend of a brother/sister, close workmate or enemy of best mate are usually the other person

you shit on your own doorstep big time there bob... its all turned to crap and you still have to work with her till the end of the summer

shit on your own doorstep by uglypoo July 26, 2009

Doorsteper 

A doorsteper is some one that mucks up on their own patch.
I.e Craping on your own doorstep.

Justin is a doorsteper as he pimps his sister from their home!

Doorsteper by ITman May 4, 2008