Doobum

When you wipe a girls ass after she takes a shit with your scrotum.

She ran out of toilet peper so I gave her a doobum.

by franc, a March 10, 2008

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Affectionate name for a dog, also commonly written as d00gums.

"My doogums is way cuter than your doogums lol!!!!!!"

by Mundi and Holly July 28, 2005

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comprised of or pertaining to the properties of a form of physical matter that represents two cookies. A doobular unit generally involves cookies that are of a larger diameter. An original doobular unit consists of two cookies with a diameter of 12" with frosting on top. The exception to this rule is the presence of the creme in between two 2" diameter chocolate cookies, forming an Oreo (see oreo). The oreo returns to the doobular state when the cookie undergoes forced meiotic division, expunging one cookie from the partition containing the creme. generally, a doobular unit will otherwise consist of chocolate chip cookies. See Fig 1.1
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man 1: "What's better than one cookie? TWO cookies!"
man 2: "Dude, that's a doobular unit...."

by Doobs 2.0 September 14, 2010

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