Doobum 

When you wipe a girls ass after she takes a shit with your scrotum.

She ran out of toilet peper so I gave her a doobum.

Doobum by franc, a March 10, 2008

doogums 

Affectionate name for a dog, also commonly written as d00gums.

"My doogums is way cuter than your doogums lol!!!!!!"

doogums by Mundi and Holly July 28, 2005

Doobular Unit 

comprised of or pertaining to the properties of a form of physical matter that represents two cookies. A doobular unit generally involves cookies that are of a larger diameter. An original doobular unit consists of two cookies with a diameter of 12" with frosting on top. The exception to this rule is the presence of the creme in between two 2" diameter chocolate cookies, forming an Oreo (see oreo). The oreo returns to the doobular state when the cookie undergoes forced meiotic division, expunging one cookie from the partition containing the creme. generally, a doobular unit will otherwise consist of chocolate chip cookies. See Fig 1.1
Fig 1.1: (: ) || (: )

man 1: "What's better than one cookie? TWO cookies!"
man 2: "Dude, that's a doobular unit...."

Doobular Unit by Doobs 2.0 September 14, 2010

doobungus 

meaning chaos; horrible

that's doobungus!

doobungus by sebastian pope August 18, 2008

Doobub 

A screwdriver. Comes from baby talk.

Hey man, pass me that doobub, I have to open up my computer.

Doobub by miamiamiamia January 10, 2013

doobus

when someone says something stupid, looks stupid or does something stupid, they become a doobus

johnny trpis over the stairs, so i call out doobus

doobus by Tom Pope May 27, 2005

Doobma 

An extremely lethal sickness that can be caught by being a huge doobie or schleebing on a deeb a lot. Also very contagious.

Smitty: hey Dante how are you feeling today.
Dante: doobie Jake gave me doobma!
Smitty: Rest In Peace doob.

Doobma by Smitty the doobie October 10, 2018