dentology 

It's not a fucking a word

"Did you hurt your tooth? You should go to the dentology clinic."
"That's not a word fuckhead"

dentology by Maximillianian October 20, 2023

Derpology 

The study of herp and/or derp.

Friend: What are you going to college for?

You: Oh, I'm getting my masters in Derpology

Derpology by Lol I'm a cat September 30, 2011

dangology

Dangology is the science behind the "fold and tuck" that is used when McDonalds employees hand out brown paper bags of take away goods.

A good danged bag (aka 'a dang good bag') will have its corners folded down parallel to the sides of the bag, with the folded part being affected by the contents of the bag.

Official Use:

McDonalds Boss : Dang that bag!
McDonalds Employee: what? i did!?!
Boss: Dang the bag!
Employee: i already did!
Boss: DANG THE GODDAMN BAG
Employee: ok! i will! jeez!

Boss: Ok, Tim. Dangology 101 today. You ready? Set? DANG IT
*Tim dangs the bag in 2 seconds*
Boss: TOO SLOW

DANG Use:

'ARGH DANG IT! FLIPPING OPRAH STILL THINKS SHES HOT! GET A TAN!'

dangology by HollyJolly March 9, 2009

danthology 

An anthology of various creative works arranged by Daniel Kim.

You: Pop Danthology is amazing bruh!
Friend: I know bro! Its amazing!

danthology by AllDayFun September 27, 2014

Derpology 

Derpology is the study of stupid people who are known throughout their communities as the derpy ones. This term can be offensive, for example " OI YOU DERP ". You can study this at the university of derpington, you may also Herp.

" OI YOU DERP "
" YOU DERP "
" YOUR SUCH A DERPING DERP"

These are examples of Derpology.

Derpology by elderpador May 22, 2012

Donology

The study of doughnuts. Doughnuts are very delicate and it takes time to master the art of doughnutry. You can receive your ThD in Donology at UNC at Chapel Thot. This was established by the National Thot Society, and is a cherished term at Krispy Kreme.

"I just got my ThD in Donology! Turn tf up!"

Donology by Cohoe September 22, 2014

Deontologist 

A person who follows rules, no matter how dumb.

Synonyms: stickler, anal retentive, pedant

Hume: Bentham sure is pissed at you.
Voltaire: He said I could stay at his house as long as I didn’t fuck his sister.
Hume: You fucked his sister?
Voltaire: His *step*-sister. That guy’s such a deontologist.

Deontologist by LosLorenzo June 18, 2019