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Donald Trump Jr 

The unfortunate son of Donald Trump, whom fathers another unfortunate son named Donald Trump III
He's a regular billionaire, like Donald Trump Jr
Donald Trump Jr by GayCosmonaught October 5, 2016

Donald Trump Jr 

noun. The young lad whom Donald Trump has anal sex with.
Donald Trump Jr. goes to school with such a wide asshole, even the local BBC can fit in no problem.

Donald Trump Jr 

The act of intermittently squirting little blasts of tainted cauliflower induced diarrhea onto a woman's face while she toung fucks your asshole for six hours. And then making a "Shroud of Turin" style impression of the aftermath to be framed and hung in the study as a receipt.
Steve has really been crushing his Donald Trump Jrs lately. His latest work it reminiscent of early Jackson Pollock.

donald trump jr 

Is what the retard of a president calls his very very small dick.
Melanie: hey trump is your weenie as big as your trump tower?
TRUMP: hell yea mah donald trump jr is ready for yaaaa
melanie: - SUDDENLY SEES THE LITTLE THING- WTF DADDY DAMN! IM GOING BACK TO RUSSIA!

Donald Trump Jr. 

A child that supports Donald Trump like they have a gun to their heads. Usually ranging from 4th grade all the way up to 9th grade. Usually has no knowledge of what Trump wants to do and totally manipulates their words to attempt to win an argument.
"When Trump builds his wall and deports all the Blacks, you'll be the first one to go! MAGA MAGA MAGA!!!!"

"Whatever you say, Donald Trump Jr.
Donald Trump Jr. by Freeday1 February 16, 2017

Donald Trump Jr. 

Donald Trump Jr. is the eldest son of President Donald Trump. He is known for his IQ of 73. His cousin, Mary Trump, often refers to him as his stupidest relative. He is so stupid, it staggers people.
Interviewer: President Trump, what are your thoughts on Donald Trump Jr.?

Donald Trump: He is by far, the stupidest boy I have ever met!
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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