Definitions by ColdFire44

donald trump jr 

Not only is this the son of USA's worst president in history, but he also played a prestigious role in the Russian collusion so the orange cunt could get elected. Like father like son, he is a walking piece of shit.

Hey, did you know Donald Trump Jr. was born out of Trump's anus?

donald trump jr by ColdFire44 July 14, 2017

footjob 

Contrary to what nearly every other genius on this site says, a female is not a prerequisite for this act. It turns out a man can very well footjob another man.

Aaron: After having a beer during football, Dave footjobbed me. Felt great, but sadly I cummed all over the popcorn.

footjob by ColdFire44 December 20, 2016

Nintendo Switch 

Nintendo's next gaming console that will put Nintendo at the top again. To be released in March 2017.

Dude, you managed to pick up a Nintendo Switch? Lucky bastard!

Nintendo Switch by ColdFire44 November 24, 2016