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Donald’s Dead Friends Society 

A growing club of sorts that will probably be quite large by the end of 45’s presidency.
Poor doomed Jeffrey; he knew he would go down in history as one of the first widely publicized members of Donald’s Dead Friends Society.

Donald's dick 

When a man has a curly Penis slightly like a duck's.
Shaniqua"my man so curly, he got a Donald's dick"
Donald's dick by MrSMH October 20, 2016

Donald's Wedding 

An event or situation that you don't believe until you actually see it with your own eyes.
"I'm really thirsty, man. How long have we been trekking through this dessert for anyway!? We should go get a drink from that oasis over there..."

"Nah man, that's a Donald's Wedding right there. It doesn't exist, it's our imagination."

"Well let's go check it out just in case"

"OK"

Donald's on trial for that 

A statement similar to That's What She Said referring to Donald Trump being tried for the rape of a 13 year old girl.
"Aw, your kid's adorable. I love kids."
"Donald's on trial for that."

"That was kind of a stretch."
"Donald's on trial for that."

"Yeah, she's about 20 years younger than me"
"Donald's on trial for that"

Donald's Rump 

A Donald's Rump is when you get a service industry professional or other paid person to wipe your anus for you after defecating. Normally for especially needy or overweight individuals in a Business or First Class type of situation. Usually happens while giving aggressive direction, such as "deeper! deeper!" or "harder! Get in there!".
The fat, old, white man forced the flight attendant to give him a Donald's Rump with the First Class bathroom door open on the flight to Taipei.
Donald's Rump by jcupnoodles January 22, 2019

Donald's defiant 

A person who doesn't eat mcdonalds
I find McDonald's disgusting and unedible so I'm a Donald's defiant
Donald's defiant by Raven_Baxter November 24, 2015