Donald's

A bad case of the Trumps farts, with lots of hot air but little follow through. Usually leaving a bad taste in the mouth.

Ooh, that curry last night has given me a really bad case of the Donald's!

by ZappaJoBob August 5, 2018

Donald’s Dead Friends Society

A growing club of sorts that will probably be quite large by the end of 45’s presidency.

Poor doomed Jeffrey; he knew he would go down in history as one of the first widely publicized members of Donald’s Dead Friends Society.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 10, 2019

Donald's dick

When a man has a curly Penis slightly like a duck's.

Shaniqua"my man so curly, he got a Donald's dick"

by MrSMH October 20, 2016

Donald's Wedding

An event or situation that you don't believe until you actually see it with your own eyes.

"I'm really thirsty, man. How long have we been trekking through this dessert for anyway!? We should go get a drink from that oasis over there..."

"Nah man, that's a Donald's Wedding right there. It doesn't exist, it's our imagination."

"Well let's go check it out just in case"

"OK"

by ThomasTheGnome July 4, 2023

Donald's on trial for that

A statement similar to That's What She Said referring to Donald Trump being tried for the rape of a 13 year old girl.

"Aw, your kid's adorable. I love kids."
"Donald's on trial for that."

"That was kind of a stretch."
"Donald's on trial for that."

"Yeah, she's about 20 years younger than me"
"Donald's on trial for that"

by RopeSnake October 12, 2016

Donald's Rump

A Donald's Rump is when you get a service industry professional or other paid person to wipe your anus for you after defecating. Normally for especially needy or overweight individuals in a Business or First Class type of situation. Usually happens while giving aggressive direction, such as "deeper! deeper!" or "harder! Get in there!".

The fat, old, white man forced the flight attendant to give him a Donald's Rump with the First Class bathroom door open on the flight to Taipei.

by jcupnoodles January 22, 2019

Donald's defiant

A person who doesn't eat mcdonalds

I find McDonald's disgusting and unedible so I'm a Donald's defiant

by Raven_Baxter November 24, 2015