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This Is Why You DON'T Defend Donald Trump

See!? Look what it got me! Or conservatives in general, right?
Hym "This Is Why You DON'T Defend Donald Trump! Right Russell Brand? Now, threatening children, on the other hand, THAT ALWAYS WORKS! I created AI. I'm the CEO of the greatest multimedia corporation in the history of the world! I'm the greatest mind who has ever lived! All because of child threats!"

Don't be a Donald 

Accept it gracefully when you lose
You lost that game. Stop having a tantrum. Don't be a Donald!
Don't be a Donald by Wizard564 November 7, 2020

Don't be like Donald Trump 

After the political/social/moral/ethical raping that the ruthlessly arrogant and soulless antichrist did to America, the American people and democracy, this will be a new idiom we will have to teach future generations. Donald Trashtrump sold himself and the U.S.A. to the Russian dictator Vladimir Putin in order to be installed in the White House in 2016. He is a FASCIST criminal who is guilty of violating the Constitution, all the laws of man and God. His bullying arrogance and narcissism are unbounded. He is an incestuous pedo raping Caligula. All previous Presidents - good, bad, ugly have a positive trait to them somewhere. Trumpster has NONE. NO redeeming value, NO class whatsoever. NO living ex-President endorsed or supported Trump's 2020 election bid. He's a sore loser who tried to launch a coup to overthrow the Congress (Republicans AND Democrats and such alike!). He's utterly worthless and needs to be executed by the government, and then have capital punishment abolished FOREVER. An evil antichrist.
1.Spankee Boy Donnie Douchebag Treasontrump is NOT worthy to grovel on his hands and feet and hold the nails in his teeth for Jimmy Carter's Habitat For Humanity house building projects.

2. Spankee Boy Donnie Douchebag Treasontrump is NOT worthy to lick the late George Bush's wheelchair wheels.

3. Spankee Boy Donnie Douchebag Treasontrump is NOT worthy to suck Bill Clinton's dong.
4. Spankee Boy Donnie Douchebag Treasontrump is NOT worthy to lick the paint palette that George W Bush uses for his hobby (and W makes good paintings, folks!).
5. Spankee Boy Donnie Douchebag Treasontrump is NOT worthy to tongue-clean the Obama home toilet bowl.
6. Spankee Boy Donnie Douchebag Treasontrump is NOT worthy to wear a dog collar, walk on his hands and knees and scoop up dog poop with his face.
7. Spankee Boy Donnie Douchebag Treasontrump is NOT worthy to eat a used Kotex from a woman whose pussy he grabs and brags about like the juvenile that he is.

DON'T BE LIKE DONALD TRUMP.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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