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Don’t Give A Shit 

It means that you are not interested in or worried about something or someone; that you place no value on something, an event or a person; that you do not care and are uninterested. It means that you place less value on it than you do on a turd, says it all really.
“Malcolm had a hissy fit when he found out he wasn’t invited to your birthday bash.”
“I don’t give a shit.”
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don't give a shit 

Meaning don't care or does not want to give a shit
Guy1: hey I broke the xbox1
Guy2: I really don't give a shit
don't give a shit by -Hidden-lie- December 1, 2013

I don't give a shit 

We say or use this phrase when we don't care or are not interested in what someone says or does.
Bryan:guys,i have bought a new car

worth 7 million.
Ryan:i don't give a shit about your car.
I don't give a shit by Greek knight November 6, 2013

I don't give a shit 

When you do a half ass job at work because you have no interest in it and have no passion because everything seems blah blah blah!
"I went to work and did a half ass job on everything and got fired! I don't give a shit!"

I don't give a shit 

I don't give a shit is a popular phrase to be used when you are not interested in what someone else says or believes. It implies that you don't even care enough to physically give them a sample of your fecal matter.
Gamer 1#: Dude your computer sucks, you shell out $2000 for a kicass rig, and still run it on a piece of shit CRT monitor.

Gamer 2#:Well that may be but honestly, I don't give a shit.

I don't give a SHIT!!! SHIT!!! SHIT!!! 

When you really do not care about anything at all.

Coined by the Tourettes Guy.
Dad, you're not allowed to go back in there.

TG: I don't give a SHIT!!! SHIT!!! SHIT!!!

I don't give a shit 

When you just dont care, could also be paired with I dont give a fuck
I don't give a shit, cause i don't give a fuck, and if i gave a shit, i might just give a fuck, but i don't give a shit so i don't give a fuck
I don't give a shit by alucardsbish November 15, 2013
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