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negris domesticus 

"I would go out tonight," salena said, "but my ma has me being the negris domesticus."
negris domesticus by soupdogg August 18, 2012

Felis domesticus 

Felis domesticus aka the House Cat. The highest form of life on Earth. Has used hypnotic powers of cuteness to enslave Homo sapiens to provide it with food and shelter, and, most importantly, a life of total freedom and leisure.
Canis familiaris saw what great success Felis domesticus had with enslaving the Homo sapiens primates, and almost accomplished the same feat with their similar powers of hypnotic cuteness, however, for some reason, the canines, for the most part, did not end up with the same levels of freedom as their feline counterparts, making them, in our opinion, the second smartest spieces on planet Earth, followed by Homo sapiens in a distant third place.

P.S. A late breaking development: A much more rare spieces, the ferret, may be tied with Canis familiaris for 2nd place in the planet Earth Intelligence Quotient, more details will be given upon further investigation.

Domestisism 

The uncomfortably awkward feeling of witnessing domestic kerfuffle.
When we saw that schmung meth couple fight in the street we were exposed to a high level of DOMESTISISM.
Domestisism by Blood Sausage September 21, 2015

Domestos 

What you clean your ears out with after listening to filthy Dubstep music.
“Damn that was absolutely filthy. Give it up for Torqux! I feel like I gotta wash my ears out with Domestos.”
Domestos by Danksteppa December 31, 2011

domestos 

We went on holiday to Domestos.
domestos by Anonymous August 25, 2003

Domestics 

Teenagers/People in their early 20s who have been in the same boring relationship for an absurd number of years, wasting their youth on one lame person instead of enjoying single life precisely when they're supposed to.
-How long's your sister been going out with that guy?
-I don't know, like 5 years?
-Since they were 15?!?!?!
-Tell me about it. Fucking domestics man.
Domestics by M.Z.G November 26, 2010