A dolmio grin is what happens when you go down on a girl when shes on her period and you get blood all around your mouth. It's called a dolmio grin because you get a similiar effect when you have lots of pasta topped with dolmio tomato paste.

Man I went down in this bitch and got the dolmio grin.

dolmio grin by God January 17, 2005

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dolmio grin

This is taken from the advert for Dolmio pasta sauce, featuring a happy Italian family who all end up with mucky red faces after eating spaghetti bolognese with too much gusto. The slang term describes the state of a man's face after performing oral sex on a woman during her "time of the month".

So he's gone to the bathroom for a slash, and discovers to his horror that he's wearing the Dolmio grin...

dolmio grin by Darwin May 13, 2005

dolmio grin

To go down on a chick only to discover she has just had her period all over your mouth.

End effect looks as though you've just eaten a bowl of spaghetti sauce.

Damn girl watch out with that thing, you're giving me the dolmio grin.

dolmio grin by SiniStar! February 9, 2005

Dolmio Grin

Derived from an Australian pasta sauce commercial for Dolmio Sauces. In the commercial they use the phrase "The Dolmio Grin". Giving oral sex to a female on her period

I went down.on this girl last night, i didnt know she was on her period and when i finished i had the Dolmio grin

Dolmio Grin by AussieBluey February 22, 2026

The Dolmio Suggestive Grin

The act of licking spilled pasta sauce off an object in such a way that ensures all females in the immediate area are overwhelmed with feelings of uncontrollable sexual desire for said individual. The Dolmio suggestive grin tells any potential lady friend that you are not afraid to put anything in your mouth that leaves a spaghetti sauce like mess on your face, ensuring you'll be there for her for more than 3 weeks out of every month.

After accidentally spilling Napoli sauce on his phone while eating pasta and texting at the same time, Muska decided to lick the sauce off the screen while making eye contact with the girl at the adjacent table. Giving her the Dolmio suggestive grin instantly turned her into a horny, cock fiending nymphomaniac. He proceeded to bend her over the table and plow her mercilessly in the middle of the food court while she screamed out "Tell me you like eating red carpet!"

The Dolmio Suggestive Grin by Muska Iscool April 3, 2011

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

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