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nickname for a guy when ossified drunk goes down on a woman @ the wrong time of the month,proceeds to wander around town drunk for sevral hours lookin like he got "pasta for dinner" all ofer his face.usualy refers to shane the ketchup man,heinz,or jim bob joe the saucy scrout muncher.
what happened shane last week!he was trolling round town like a fool like that for 4 hours.evry1 knew what it was.
thats what u get for growling @ d badger when youre krunked! we calls hom dolmio frum now on.he must have noticed!!feckless eejit!!
dolmio by fat man steve February 24, 2008
A delicious Italian pasta sauce. Also an indistinguishable woppish scent that will never leave the kitchen.
Q: "Hey Ma, what the fuck is that smell?"

A: "Oh, it's probably that wop Mazz, he wreaks of Dolmio."

1: "Dude vinny, these scallions smell kinda funny."

2: "You doltish fag. We've been cooking up a storm with this fuckin Dolmio man, its DELICIOUS!"
Dolmio by Bs4788 March 3, 2011
A bolognese sauce which when advertised features the now deceased mafia boss, Don Vito Corleone.
Liam: Which bolognese sauce which when advertised features the now deceased mafia boss, Don Vito Corleone?
Charles: Dolmio.
Liam: Yes, indeed.
refers to a 'fit' girl
badger is well dolmio
she is a dolmio lover
Dolmio by master B November 20, 2003

dolmio grin 

A dolmio grin is what happens when you go down on a girl when shes on her period and you get blood all around your mouth. It's called a dolmio grin because you get a similiar effect when you have lots of pasta topped with dolmio tomato paste.
Man I went down in this bitch and got the dolmio grin.
dolmio grin by God January 17, 2005

Dolmio day 

The start of a lady's period
When's your Dolmio day ?
Dolmio day by kaleidoscope October 29, 2012
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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