Doitchy 

A side of bluecheese and you say this when caught off surprise

oh doitchy you scared me

Doitchy by master doitch September 24, 2020

sloochin von doitchen 

a dutch master cigarillo, usually grape, strawberry, or cognac flavor

so you guys wanna grab a sloochin von doitchen?

your fucking goddamn right, we have a big fat sack to toke

sloochin von doitchen by PhiL dA CooKa October 13, 2011

doitch 

a person that is a cross between a douche and a bitch

you're a doitch.

doitch by Jadchor March 5, 2011

Doichy 

A Doichy is an alternative word for a joint (a cigarette with weed in it)

It's actually pronnounced like Doy-t-chi

This word is usually followed by the words "my friend"

Pass that Doichy My Friend.

This doichy tastes quite supreme.

I love this doichy

Are you rolling a doichy my friend?

Doichy by Brad Anderson April 28, 2006

Doitches Reek 

The evil empire of Doitchlond ruled by the nefarious Adlof Hatlur with an iron fist during World War Eye Eye.

Adlof Hatlur is kinda upset about the Treaty of Versailles. The Doitches Reek is about to go ham on Europe. Hatlur is going to make Poleland bend over and make Fronss say padre.

Doitches Reek by ave_scientia October 21, 2020

Ditchy McAbandonpants 

Pathetic loser who leaves his friends in the lurch when they needed him most. This saying may have been spawned in 2005 by the children's cartoon, "Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends".

Character 2 is attacked by a monster and his friend bugs out instead of staying to help him. After #2 gets stomped, Character 1 walks up and asks:
Character 1: "Are you ok??"
Character 2: "Sure. (pointing at the unloyal friend) No thanks to Ditchy McAbandonpants here."

Ditchy McAbandonpants by Chilingo December 21, 2005

doitch 

the correct pronunciation of the German language

Ja, ich spreche Deutsch

doitch by Jerry Kapp January 30, 2004